Tmw, my glucose numbers during the day that I can control are almost always great and amazing, but my fasting numbers I can’t control seem all over the place. I can’t help but think their is a metaphor for life in it somewhere.
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Oh really? I never heard of that. I need to remember it.
Do you just wash after?
You’re just a beautiful, pregnant, hot mess. That is very womanly.
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That makes sense actually, as both are heavy with oil to help the wax residue slide off. Would crunchy peanutbutter do for the additional friction?
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Thank you.
I think I actually look way better during this pregnancy than my others. This baby has so many protectors.
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That’s so amazing!
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Spits out the plastic grapes
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Yes. As @Dralukmun mentioned it’s the oils that help break everything loose. I first discovered it getting chewing gum unstuck from where it didn’t belong. Especially one particularly nasty wad that got stuck in my daughter’s hair. Just saturate the area and let it sit a while. It helps.
Yes it’s the oils that help break everything loose.
TMW I laughed out loud… okay so Mark Watney in the book (specifically, though movie was also cool) “The Martian” is a hero of mine, but some silly people online said his constant flippant wiseass reactions to scary situations were unrealistic.
No-one, they said, would make such lighthearted responses, laughing in the face of imminent death and destruction.
O rly? 
Check this superstar, he’s a public health expert and epidemiologist tracking Wuhan coronavirus:
the % mortality from the coronavirus is… 11%! Wowzers.
The only response possible to a virus that saw “decimate,” and went one point better. 
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Wowzers😩.
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The discordant life you’ve chosen is a little extra today…
Tmw you’re multitasking to the point where it feels like your brain is literally doing gymnastics.
I was looking up a wholesome meditation and came across E.A.s blue light meditation. I was like “oh cool a candle meditation”. Then later I found a video of his saying “become a living God” at first I thought it was a course or nice idea. But I clicked the link and lome and behold all these fuckers had stories about talking to Demons, Angels, and God’s alike.
I finally decided to make an account after stalking the likes of Lady Eva, Connor, and a few other regulars.
Some of their work seemed ridiculous (as demons were still terrifying to me).
But the more I read, the less I could deny they were both geniuses in their own field.
Not simping but Lady Eva was definitely the turning point, sometimes she’d offer advice that was not directly linked to magick but was still leagues above any advice I had ever read.
And I was like wow, I had the same question as that person, not only did she give them an answer but also a resource for them to study themselves.
Goku, who is no longer on the forum (I cry) was also very smart. He was also vastly different then the normal visitors of the sight, in the sense that he had heavy eastern influence without being a former light worker.
I reckoned these people were discussing and sharing experiences so outlandishly bizarre at least a few had to be true, or they were great liars and story tellers. Whichever was the case I wanted them to rub off on me.
So I created my account and asked a bunch of questions. Sometimes someone will like an old Post of mine and I’ll cringe just rereading it 
I was so light washed, and in a state a victim mentality it amazes me.
Fast forward a year and now I’m literally able to astral travel, talk to Demons, and gain the information I always desired one way or the other.
That Was my biggest problem before, I was completely blind to my goals, I knew I wanted to be next level genius, and to change the world but I did not know the secret sauce. Work hard, yes. But at what? For what? With who? How?
Magick and the people here have really helped me in that regard.
And the more I worked with magick the more repressed memories and techniques came up that validated my role as a magician.
Word vibration came extremely naturally to me, I used to talk in weird voices as a kid when I was young, moving yoga? Same thing, just move in your body like I did when I was young.
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That is truly amazing so much happened for you in a year!
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Yes. Last year I had heard about paranormal experiences but the closest I got was a lot of syncronicities in a row. Like a number salad or 3 people talking about the same thing when my relationship with each of them was vastly different.
Through the year I had a few God tier feats things that happened directly from me or in my direct sphere of influence that most people would call impossible. It’s one thing to have a supernatural experience alone, but it’s another thing to have a car disappear with your friend in the car after doing a mini parking chant 
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I also had paranormal experiences that were just undeniable haha. But that’s the thing my brain would try to convince me it was not real.
I asked, “A.A. Michael are you here?” And get back a heavy “YES” then I’d say “if you are here show me a sign” the entire atmosphere of the room would get heavy. BUT STILL I’d be like no that’s just me, that’s placebo.
I was drawing Bael’s sigil and it fell out of my hand towards the ground, it disappeared before my eyes just before it touched the ground. I remember the feeling in my brain was so just . I KNEW what I just saw but I spent the last 30 minutes searching for the sigil in my room in denial.
Once I began to convert people who had never even heard or believed in magick is when I got a chip on my shoulder. People would challenge on it, and I would have all these different sources to pull from, I could talk about the nervous system, the importance “imagination” plays in evolution and problem solving, the importance of sigils in culture, etc.
Once I took a step back and was like, I’m literally bending these people’s entire beliefs system and concept of reality with just my words, was when I really accepted my power 
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TMW customers right before bedtime 
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Nicky minajs ass is made out of plastic
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So is her face and boobs, along with all your other female celebrities
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Tmw…at the end of my dream when I woke up today it led to legit singing and being dressed up as Grease characters…I uh…don’t know what that means