Flirting and sexting thread (18+)

General Discussion
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I tried that once but the good folks at Burger King really frowned upon it.

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This is NOT the place a sexually frustrated goddess such as self needs to be especially in my office alone. On a positive note, I’m sure maintenance has some sort of power tool in the back that I can catch a decent buzz from😈

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I’m always down to send some pleasure your way

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Fire away, yes please and thank you!

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Tell me if you feel anything lol

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@dollarvaluemenu I’m hung like a five year old guinea pig.

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@dollarvaluemenu That’s because Burger King is silly. Five Guys is much better.

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Humming and sparklers? Yes little sparks… lawdamercy!:joy::joy::hugs::hugs:

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:blush:

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@AradiaX There’s always something available. Anything is a sex toy if you’re creative

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I’m legit eyeing my novena candle thinking it hasn’t been properly dressed yet​:wink::smiling_imp:

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Lol

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They weren’t to silly when I said “home of the Whopper my ass, I show you a Whopper.”

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I was about to reply with thay

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Chanting:

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:joy::joy::joy: muffin erotica lol

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Did you feel me btw?

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Oh Christ on the cross! You had me at “moisturize” :heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes::joy:

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That’s just an appetizer. Try catching my energy, and that would put Niagara Falls out of moisture. :wink:

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I felt the hum sparkler for a hot minute and then I felt a lil somethin “extra”! Took you long enough, I was like damn spit on it and get this going already​:joy::joy::joy::joy:

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