What would you tell your 15-year old Self If You Could?


#82

Simple, study magick.


#83

Don’t feel bad about being Asian


#84

If you go to bed after your big win she’ll be dead in the morning. #livelifewithoutregrets


#85

“Get that fucking high school degree and go the fuck to university, idiot.”


#86

“Sell your xbox, you’re not going to be a big youtube gamer. Go play your guitar. Also, playing guitar in this small town will NOT get you laid, but when you move it will, so git gud, scrub.”

Kinda wasted like three years of my life on that infernal box.


#87

Stop being so fucking lazy and start working out.
Don’t forget to love and appreciate.
It’s really not worth crying, being mad or overthink stuff like that because if you keep doing that then you’ll lose the one thing that you care for the most and you’ll regret not doing things differently.


#88

Some things like not being shy, studying, and about Magick: the “Fake it till you make it” advice, “Don’t expect Hollywood, at least not necessarily” and the TGS.


#89

Don’t be an armchair wiccan, start practising asap! Also, your mother in law is a narcissistic psychopath, get rid of her before she ruins everything!!!


#91

“Don’t be an armchair wiccan, start practising asap!”

Most unhappiness is caused by searching for happiness. Stop it!

Magick actually works, so start doing Magick! Stop reading! Start doing! There’s a lot more to Magick than Aleister Crowley and in nine years time Liber Null & Psychonaut will be published.

Nasal snuff, try to purchase it or have someone purchase it for you. This stuff will blow you away. Get hooked on snuff early and you’ll never smoke. So economic and orbital!

Women : “Nothing is beautiful except man: but most beautiful of all is woman.” A woman is a temple – built over a sewer. That new car smell of a woman wears off pretty quick, but the payments remain - just saying. Don’t worry what people think about you, because no one thinks about you all that much.

Abhay Charanaravinda Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupada is learned and has done the hard yards, but for the most part he’s an ignorant hypocrite and full of it. Nonetheless, stay vegetarian.

If there was truth in advertising the slogan would be: The burgers are shit at Hunger Jacks!

Al.