I no joke just had a guy on a dating app beg me to castrate him and sacrifice his testicles to an entity. Just because I like guys don’t mean that I want a crazy one. Oh my gods people are weird.
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Say what? Lol
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Yeah. I don’t even know what to say about that. I told him no obviously and that if he wanted that done he needed to go to a professional.
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holy shit,this guy is perturbed lol
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Lol, Is it…Cthulhu?
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He’s nuts lol.
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That pun tho.
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Yeah gotta love a good pun
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Sounds like someone doesn’t want to do their own dirty work.
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He’s not one of us. I just made it clear in my profile that I practice. It was so damn weird.
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Damn… Lol there are some craziness out there
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Hey, open yourself to new experiences!
Just you know go ahead and try it before you knock it 
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Just one sentence W T F ?
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I’m good lol. That was weird as hell.
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Well he obviously has some wierd kinks.
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Understatement of the year lol
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Wow
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Not i
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On that note, here’s a song inspired by the Armin Meiwes case… Ahahaha…:
“Looking for a well-built 18 to 30-year-old to be slaughtered”
The Master Butcher [2]
Today I will meet a gentleman
He likes me so much he could eat me up
Soft parts and even hard ones [3]
are on the menu
Because you are what you eat
and you know what it is
It is my part – no
My part – no
There that’s my part – no
My part – no
The dull blade good and proper
I’m bleeding heavily and feeling sick
Although I have to fight to stay awake
I keep eating while in convulsions
It’s just so well seasoned
and so nicely flambéed
and so lovingly served on porcelain
And with it, a good wine
and gentle candlelight
Yeah I’ll take my time
You’ve got to have some culture
Because you are what you eat
and you know what it is
It is my part – no
My part – no
Because that’s my part – no
Yes it’s my part – no
A cry will ascend to heaven
It will cut through hosts of angels
Feather-flesh will shriekingly fall
from the top of the clouds onto my childhood
[1] “Teil” means “part” or “piece”, but can also be slang for “penis”, similar to “thing” in English.
[2] Only present in the single version of the song: This is a direct quote from an online posting made by Armin Meiwes, a man in Germany who found a willing “victim” (Bernd Jürgen Brandes) to slaughter. Before the deed, Brandes wanted his penis cut off, and they ate it together.
[3] “Weiche Teile” is a pun on “Weichteile”, which means “genitals” in German.
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