Video: Ex Satanist - Now Christian Preacher


#1

Former Satanist shows everyday occultism.

You have to listen to this guy lol. The hair doo alone is worth it. I have never heard such nonsense in my life, some things are accurate but wow talk about insane. I believe there was a topic of who we want E.A. to interview, well this is my choice but it would be more of a death match

He talks of summoning Astaroth and sending him after this little old christian lady and 20 mins later Astaroth shows back up furious and telling him never to send him to a christian again.

After listening to this guys nonsense for a while you can see how kids are turned off by Christianity, and they wonder why kids dont connect with them. Maybe skip to 10 min mark.

Its a lot of dont watch scary movies, dont play video games, dont like girls, dont dont dont dont dont. Its funny when the guy makes a joke and the The crowd doesn’t make a sound you could hear a pin drop, Just empty lifeless hollow shells. They have been conditioned to never desire and never experience anything, I was wondering if they were going to send in an EMT to check for pulses.


#2

Lol Il check this out in a bit.


#3

I never would of though I could get through 2.5 hours of that shit not even while in prison, But last night I had to keep watching, At the end he was showing a bunch of symbols and I fast forwarded through most of it but the beginning was to priceless.


#4

Full retard.


#5

WHAT. A. LOAD. OF. SHIT.

Fuck the Christians and their cunt of a god.


#6

Oh jeez, its times like this I wish the board had a facepalm emoticon. But yeah teletubbies, don’t like em much myself, not because their occult, but because they are fucking creepy. I had a weird dream once where I ran a teletubby over in a truck and the damn thing sounded like some kind of dying rabbit on crack. Then I took its body over to Mulder and Scully who discovered that the government was kidnapping children and turning them into those things.

I do wonder why alot of people convert to mainstream christianty though, as it’s an obviously fraudulent belief system to me.

Anyway yeah I always run into bullshit misconsceptions about the occult on the internet. Here’s a couple fun ones, The david icke forum is always good to find all kinds of crazy bullshit

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=51157
http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=232120
http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=42557
http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=85313
http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=233653
http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=229750

Of course its not just the david icke form, here’s a debate about if wicca is a “dark path” anyone who asks that question with a straight face has no idea what they are talking about.

http://www.unknowncountry.com/board/messages/14303/17948.html?1358276200

http://www.astraldynamics.com.au/showthread.php?12616-kundalini-the-false-spirit-is-now-invading-the-church

http://www.astraldynamics.com.au/showthread.php?6788-KUNDALINI-REPTILIAN-ALIEN-EVIL


#7

So that’s what Danny McBride does in his downtime…

Check out http://www.usminc.org/ for some pathetically biased to downright false occult info. The Christian influence is apparent on the site, if they don’t agree with the practice I understand but to outright print lies looks really weak on their part.


#8

Is Danny McBride the comedian actor from land of the lost lol, After I watched the guy for a while I thought that’s who he looked like but couldn’t think of his name. Funny shit for sure. South Park is satanic Hard to believe that atheist believe in any god. This dude has his head up his ass.


#9

oh god this is another good one right here http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=222651


#10

Regarding the other links posted. Well I didn’t know that many people smoke crack.


#11

I watched about 18 min. Then I got fed up! What an ass!


#12

WTF? Pokemon Evil! thats childish, i think your christian GOD is evil, he did more evil than satan! read your bible dumb ass, he kill and destory every one in the city Sodom and Gomorrah, yeah like he had a loveing heart for the children over there, dont get me started with, jealuously, he even said to himself “im jealous god” and guess what he said thats a sin too, hypocrites ass GOD, then he fuck marry and gave birth to jesus, people always makeing seem that was a holy act, Bitch! to order create new life, one must have sex, yeah your GOD fuck marry, they just didnt say it that way, makeing it seems it was a righteous act. I see right though that religious shit.




#13

An even worse story is the one about Job. Satan basically gets God to utterly destroy his life with reverse psychology lol And for God to annihilate a man just to prove a point is something even as a child I could not wrap my head around.


#14

An even worse story is the one about Job. Satan basically gets God to utterly destroy his life with reverse psychology lol And for God to annihilate a man just to prove a point is something even as a child I could not wrap my head around.[/quote]
Yes with Job, i was going put that in my comment, lol reverse psychology, yeah that GOD kill anyone that doesnt agree(to prove a point) with him, you should read the old testament he was killing everyone left and right, he didnt care, you sin, you die! and he knew we wasnt perfect. but did that stop him form killing every first born child in egypt, No!, yeah what a loving GOD he is(being sarcastic)


#15

Not to mention an eternity of being tortured in hell for simply not believing in Jesus and god. Not even Hitler or Stalin deserve that sort of punishment!


#16

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MgWXJdBPGA4

Another piece of shit,a joke who doesn’t know the difference between Satanism and Santeria


#17

Oh man, I just got two feet of snow here.

By spring that guy’ll be dead.

He says he’s summoned demons? Let’s see how he handles a dragon and a mage.


#18

For catholics everything that isn’t catholic is being orchestred by the devil, and that includes every other form of jesus or yhvh worshiping (even if most of them don’t make the relationship between YHVH or any of the god names and their god). I guess the same goes for evangelist.

I don’t have the video, but the last big evangelicalism churches meeting in my country (the other “dark forece” here besides catholics) the “chief pastor” was reading a speech saying that they had to be careful (the flock) because many of the new laws were work of the “devil”.

Stupidly enough, that went on the news, and the broadcaster was like “And The Pastor even pointed out that the hand of the Devil was behind this group of laws” with all seriousness.

Like that Texas News that went on on Family Guy (the chapter of Chuck Norris)

Seriusly man, I think the guy forget that “you never go full retard” in the internet.

Pokemon is evil.

Basically you go into nature, skipping school, find an animal and you beat neard death, then you make sure to slave it by keeping it inside a ball-like prison to only use it for what is seems to them like a very long battle for survival against other animals… so you can get a pin badge. and that’s just an interpretation.

The other one is that of magi’s on constant power struggle trying to find and hopefully capture the series of legendary and most powerful monsters (demons) that are related to the creation of the universe and all the crap. Basically they’re contacting forces of nature at first and then move on onto the forces of “heaven” and “creation” for the purpuse that -I assume- is bring total chaos and despair on earth.

I mean, come on, the show even caused people to go epileptic, that’s pretty evil lol


#19

[quote=“Sevarn304, post:17, topic:780”]Oh man, I just got two feet of snow here.

By spring that guy’ll be dead.

He says he’s summoned demons? Let’s see how he handles a dragon and a mage.[/quote]
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xxrldnzNqKA

Same fool who now claims to be a high priest in Palo mayombe,what the heck is going on,Santeria,palo mayombe,make up your mind!


#20

[quote=“Sevarn304, post:17, topic:780”]Oh man, I just got two feet of snow here.

By spring that guy’ll be dead.

He says he’s summoned demons? Let’s see how he handles a dragon and a mage.[/quote]

You going on record here?

Be sure to post the curse or techniques and spirits used. We’re in desperate need of verifiably successful curses.