Vegan sacrifice 🐔

DR_Cael · December 31, 2020, 5:19pm

‘Instead of killing a rooster in sacrifice can one use ‘BEYOND Chicken’ plant based meat? (Asking for a vegan sorcerer)

(Satire:wink: )

Anziel_Merkaba · December 31, 2020, 5:22pm

Generally, when a rite calls for a sacrifice of an animal, the important part is the live animal and the act of ending it’s life… as such of this, fake meat would be about as effective as putting diesel in your car that takes 93. Still a funny thread though.

DR_Cael · December 31, 2020, 5:22pm

Just breaking the ice

anon10524665 · December 31, 2020, 5:30pm

Plants are by definition “life”, too.
So if sacrificing an animal is different than sacrificing a plant, it would not be about “life”, but about intelligence.
So why not sacrifice AI technology?

Maybe I will start a cult that sacrifices all AI on the planet until there is none of it left.
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DR_Cael · December 31, 2020, 5:33pm

Didn’t someone already do that? Or is that like any comic book villains thing? ’destroy everything’

Rav · December 31, 2020, 5:34pm

You are a genius. An AI is a powerful god in a computer game.

DR_Cael · December 31, 2020, 5:35pm

‘Sacrifice all technology’’ ( then slams iphone against the wall)

anon10524665 · December 31, 2020, 5:37pm

When I wrote this I was feeling more like Neo in the Matrix than a comic book villain actually.

Anziel_Merkaba · December 31, 2020, 5:37pm

Sentient life

I mean, I’d assume killing a semi-self-aware AI would suffice to, because it’s more about the spark of potential being snuffed out.

Too bad we can’t offer up Siri to the dark gods of chaos.

DR_Cael · December 31, 2020, 5:38pm

So cutting down my beelzebubblekush counts also?

anon10524665 · December 31, 2020, 5:38pm

Who says we can’t?

DR_Cael · December 31, 2020, 5:39pm

‘Siri’… stab yourself’

anon10524665 · December 31, 2020, 5:40pm

No no, you would only make AI more angry. You need to be smarter.

DR_Cael · December 31, 2020, 5:41pm

Ah ok … ‘pssst Siri, quietly stab yurself’

DR_Cael · December 31, 2020, 5:45pm

I guess one could place Siri in a magic circle and at point of sacrifice just pull the plug…

sparks · December 31, 2020, 5:51pm

Every single person that has read this thread from an Apple device… Siri knows. She knows your plans. She’s already taking counter-measures.

MagickVigilante · December 31, 2020, 6:46pm

If things turn out like the matrix, I’ll fucking drink my ass in beer and smoke before ever going to war with AI lmao

anon10524665 · December 31, 2020, 6:48pm

Aren’t you doing that already?

MagickVigilante · December 31, 2020, 6:49pm

I’m not drinking lol

Prophet · December 31, 2020, 8:05pm

Whatever prevents Skynet from destroying mankind xD