Time to have some fun with Uncle Chuckie


#1

The British people were made for this :smiley:

radionic spying


#2

They were, though.


#3

Let’s just be absolutely clear that “British Intelligence” & British Government ARE NOT the British PEOPLE, any more than you’re the NSA. How would you like that assumption being made? Or that you’re the guys who did the Tuskegee syphilis study, or the My Lai massacre, etc… capisce?


#4

No offense to you, but I am omnipresent and can shove my consciousness into whoever I please.

So, technically, I AM the NSA.


#5

And I’m Chuck Norris! :smiley:


#6

And I’m Uncle Chuck! :smiley:


#7

And I am you… now, you missed washing that bit behind your ears, get back in the shower!


#8

Ah shit, the mites went back there again?!

And to think, I put Hellfire water back there!

Tsk, I have some hierarchies to go shake.


#9

I am nothing therefore I am everything! I win!


#10

How funny this topic came up today. Just finished my first experiment with radionics




#11

That is just what the British Intelligence would want me to think…

I’m on to you Eva…I’m on to you…

LOL, lets all test your radonics skills. First person to tell me how many shots I have had wins a free reading. Tell me what I drank and I will do a wealth ritual for you (as long as the divination points to a green light)


#12

Sorry, there is only one Chuck Norris. He doesn’t have to walk on water, the water just gets the fuck out of his way. He has been empregnating virgins since 0 AD. They say his tears can cure cancer, but it can’t be proven because he has never cried. These are facts people. There is only one Chuck Norris.


#13

That is just what the British Intelligence would want me to think…

I’m on to you Eva…I’m on to you…

LOL, lets all test your radonics skills. First person to tell me how many shots I have had wins a free reading. Tell me what I drank and I will do a wealth ritual for you (as long as the divination points to a green light)[/quote]

Shots? You didn’t drink the shots, you ate the worm in the tequila! You sick bastard!


#14

…AND THEN THE GLASS?!

Shit Orismen, I admire your ability to chew glass like a fucking cow-robot machine.

Wait.

TEACH ME.


#15

Worm was asking.for it…that cocky bastard.


#16

You can’t be - I’m wearing my tinfoil hat. :stuck_out_tongue:

And I am so Chuck Norris - has anyone seen us both together at the same time? No? I rest my case.


#17

…Jesus Christ, Absinthe… what the hell?

Yeah, never drinking and posting ever again.