Lmao, it can’t be coincidence. I could adress it.
( Come on, he is the most cutiest “thing” I’ve ever seen. )
The Amazon package is ridiculous!
Im sure thats what your pretzel shipment looks like
Naw its 4 feet tall just my height.
Neighbors when they see me they think I order me a girlfriend from Amazon
Im sure if you ordered a gf she’d be taller than you
Omg I am dead
Honestly, still might be taller. And thats the shitty part