Close enough, although those two are technically dead.
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I’m guessing that the one about wetting the bed was meant to showcase the difference between childhood shame and adult fetish.
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Yeah, but then the crowd looks at your massive roid-gut and sees your inch-long penis and runs away. (in case you didn’t know, gorillas actually do have tiny dicks)
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Mine is the fox! #accurate 
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Yes, humans have the largest penises of all the primates, probably because women selected that gene on.
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Also the only species of primate without a bone in the penis, which probably contributes to erectile dysfunction but also makes the frequency of sex that we engage in a lot safer.
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