You have no idea how good it makes me feel to see someone else admit that proudly
Ikr, they’re sticky and loud and gross
Eww, they really are, aren’t they…like noisy slugs on legs!
Read the next text slowly and creepily
“he sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when your awake, he knows if you’ve been bad or good so be good for goodness sake. You better watch out, you better not cry. Santa Claus is coming… to town!”
No more call of duty for this fella, now his interested in call of booty
So this is what they meant by water…sports…
And I heard he got a extremely huge
Is that a bronze hamburger?
I wonder if such a pun game exists.
*clap clap clap * You did good… you did good
But I am the true meme god! I see all memes!
One of my favorite pranks is to throw four rolls of duct tape, a folding chair, and a chainsaw into a basket at Walmart.
Walk up to the counter, I think I got a phone call, after a few minutes, hang up the phone, leave the basket and say I don’t need this anymore, we just made up.