Does not compute. Have no frame of reference
Like morning dew on pastel blue flowers on a meadow cute
Got it. Literally gives me so much you dont even understand
Bunny cute. They go from this
To this
OMG love it!
That’s not even a question
All things are fuckable lol
Please dont say that around an elementary school
Even cheesecake?
Stop stalking me!
Tmw you go outside for a smoke and and return to something noisy in your room. You think to yourself “holy shit the spirits presence has grown”. Walk over to the other side of your bed and low and behold your brothers weiner dog snuck in and found your szchwan beef… little bitch.
If you can fuck apple pie, you can fuck cheesecake
All a plane is is a big dick flying through the sky
A shirt is a 12 button clit
A…
Fuck im sexualizing things again
Dammit Satan
Havent you watched american pie? Same principle.
Ninja’d me.
And you daily porn dose is live earlier today folks!