Sings
Stuck in the DAAAARRRRKKKK
fumbling for the
Light SWWIIITTTTCCCHHHH
Makes #1 hit
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TMW you ask a certain demon whoās equally good at Divination and baneful magick about a situation thatās been on youāre mind for awhile. His response is as follows.
Fuckāem! Kill them! Kill every last one of those worthless cowardly weakling shits! Butcher their women! Slaughter their children! Set their homes on fire! Turn their entire city into a graveyard the likes of which the gods themselves have never seen!!!
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Thatās a thought, but iām going to go ahead and ask the opinion of some other guys i know before commencing on that thanksā¦And by the way, will i like the new Hellboy movie?
Meh, worse ways to spend two hours.
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Yaaassssssssss niglet yaasssss 
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Maybe you can give yourself a rad divination via reading in ātheirā entrails 
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Mercury (retrograde on my sun sign and Ascended), Jupiter (retrograde on my moon sign), Neptune and Uranus for me 
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TMW you type an aswer here My Big Fat Greek Mythology Thread! - #52 by Anassa and the system tells you you should let other speak their opinion too lolz 
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Yeah, stop occupying the thread with those answers of yours, tsk! 
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I know, rightā¦ I should shut my mouth!
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TMW you receive a mail from your Tarot creator that heās about to start shipping the decks!
I should have mine in about 2-4 weeks max! Finally!!
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TMW you feels that you should have to started the university and get a Dr. diploma, because you want to tell people bad news like:
Patient: What about my results, doctor? The curiosity is slowly kills me!
Me: Not only the curiosityā¦
or
Patientās love: Doctor! Is my wife still better?
Me: Sadly no.
Patientās love: No! What happened?
Me: She is beyond life threatening
Patientās love: Oh, what a good news!
Me: She is dead.
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TMW a Friend from years ago messages for a catch up and says āyour the most sencible person I knowā
Ok then - Iāll tell Azazel that tonight when I summon him for my darkworks shall I?
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That moment when you are applying your make up and you use darker eyeshadow to look more ādangerousā but you ruin it all and your brownie who is sitting somewhere in your room says : Dont fix it, you will look like a bigger shit if you do (sometimes i want to banish him, but i am not allowed because my granda would kill meā:joy:)
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Lmao, it is so familiar.
Pazuzu called me Panda last day cause my smokey makeup. #yikes
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TMW you exercise omnipotence and you reach your core of power and say some really weird shit in other tongues
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Loolš so i know now that i am not alone in thisš Sometimes when i astral project we are just arguing who is more stupid (yup he kicked me once because i won one argumentš)ā¦ehh i was raised with that little ballsack, also my mother and my grandma and more family membersā¦they all are great friends with him but he and me it is not workingš he is savage and i am too soo it is hard sometimesš
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they all are great friends with him but he and me it is not working
Haha, he seems sarcastic a bit. Am I wrong? Dont you like sarcastic little ballsacks? 
Personally I like sarcatic, semi abusive entities. Some Spirits and Gods around me are owns these featuers, and I love Them all. 
Pazuzu, my beloved husband Belial are likes to playing with me in this way, and I do as well. Hitting and playing back and forth with words.
I can remember when Iāve talked about something to Pazuzu, and He told me something abusive, then I answered Him: Fuck off! Iām clever enough to it!
Then He is not answered to me but laughted for long minutes (because my āIām clever enoughā partā¦), and I was unable to stop laughing because of Him (I can sense what He does, so this sometimes is not so pleasant) butā¦ ah, sometimes They are simply an idiots. 
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I got a couple floating around though. Hope it aināt the one I think.
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Do you imagine that it happens when you are at the bus or at work???
You-āZaaaaatchuā¦ā(random words).
People- I beg your pardon?
You- Tzatzikiā¦, I fancy that with my sandwichā¦
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