That Moment When 8: Strange days stranger nights

An egg.

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An egg it is

What animal has a third eye?

“third eye” is actually the tuatara , an ancient lizard endemic to New Zealand.

I was going to make potato soup tonight, but I is lazy so it’s left over night.

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What do you see twice in a week,once in a year but never in a day?

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E’s. I gtg again may bbl may not dunno doing something. Good riddles btw. Lus o work in the am so bbl or not if not bb tomorrow

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You want one more this one is a hard one and a classic

A woman shoots her husband, then holds him underwater for five minutes. Next, she hangs him. Right after, they enjoy a lovely dinner. Explain.

The letter “e.”

The woman took a photograph of her husband (the “shot”), put the film in developer solution (held “underwater”), then pinned it up to dry (hanging).

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Wow your good at this

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A father and his son are in a car accident. The father dies at the scene and the son is rushed to the hospital. At the hospital the surgeon looks at the boy and says “I can’t operate on this boy, he is my son.” How can this be?

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The mom is the surgeon

Give us dad jokes!

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Dad jokes?

What did one butt cheek said to the other?

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She took his photo developed it hung it to dry and they they went out to dinner. Easy and…. That’ll teach me to scroll down lol it was already answered
:blush: <—-embarrassed

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Lol :laughing:

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TMW…You Going through some shit and sometimes u can’t depend on magick but all you can have is a song this is for everyone whos been through some relationship shit …hope you can relate…YouTube Music

*warning sad song lol listen at your own discretiont

Tmw your unable to sleep…i hate days like these

Try dropping them in boiling water. It should boil out the wax cleanly and leave the wax sitting on top of the water

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