Preemptive strike! Muahahahahahahahahaha!!!
My watching eyes
ahhhhhhh number 8
TMW today you gotta do a shitty homework so possibly no training today
TMW I decided to pesk all the astral plane, daily, until they do as I say
tmw you don’t know how to avoid your parents while visiting them
Pretend they’re not there?
That hilariously failed the last time I tried to pretend that at least their flaws weren’t there. Maybe I will fake some kind of illness that justifies hiding in my old room until I can leave them again
I actually did this last time I was confronted with my cousins. I faked having terrible stomach pains and having to lie down. Then, when they left, my brother was astounded by my ‘miraculous recovery’.
Tmw you’re often misunderstood by some people that you’ve face palmed your self into a literal headache that you can’t even
Am I the only one that would just say no and not spend time in the company of those who I don’t want to see…
TMW your little dude ask if he can meditate with mummies friends…na ah, oh no…not yet.
So I just say “they don’t like children” and he says “but your not grown up either”
tmw your partner might or might not have crushed your achilles’ tendon by accident
That doesnt sound good.