Ok now I am having flash backs to the parasite unit. in vet tech school. I see tape worms and shitballs.
Tmw I have had it issues all morning and can remotely log in.
Tmw I keep seeing tall black figures in my house. Wtf, where did these giant assholes come from? I feel like a tiny midget in comparison
I can smell that rain through the picture
My dreamboard better come true in 3 years I cannot do mundane tasks anymor
tmw you see theres a show that puts young adults to the challenge of remaining celibate for a month for the prize of 100k
Thatās so Easy itās not even funny
Where can I sign up?
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That moment when this happens
Lilith gives you " the shocker"
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lol, 
check out ātoo hot to handle.ā
netflix show, specify otherwise you might bump into porn 
Piece of cake, I am in for further five months if I get 100k for each month in addition shrugs
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And that would burn my innocent eyes!
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yes it would 
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Right.
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TMW you get home from work and all you wanna do is eat and go for a bike rideā¦and they Call and ask you to make a referral For a child and your too nice not to do itā¦
I need foodā¦
Spaghetti Aglio Olie e pepperoncino?
Fusilli col Pesto?
Melanzane alla Parmigiana?
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tmw Bad Gateway 502
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Same here.
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Spaghetti Cacio e pepe?
Pizza Margherita?
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Why did system get rid of your quote?
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