That Moment When 6: Happy Trails to TMW! I'll Hope to See You Soon!

Tmw, you have dreams of the crystal store and then you have a school event next door to it. I guess the baby wants crystals.

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Michael seems to be up to something. :thinking:
Since I feel like I’m not the only one who noticed his signs in the past days/weeks.

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Tmw your friend accidentally knocks a cup of coffee over, jokingly states “This is what today’s going to be like”, and then it comes true.

TMW: When you find out that XaTuring doesn’t look bad as a hot, sexy woman.

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“Perfect” lawns are so last decade:

Homeowners in Minnesota can benefit financially if they forgo the grass and instead grow a lawn for bees.

A new spending program approved by lawmakers in 2019 called Lawns to Legumes sets aside $900,000 annually to pay homeowners who replace traditional lawns with bee-friendly wildflowers, clover and native grasses, The Star Tribune reported. It’s part of a larger effort to help the state’s declining bee population.

Although the wildflowers and native grasses will benefit all species of bees, the hope is that unmanicured lawns will specifically attract and help the rusty patched bumblebee. Once abundant across a wide swath of North America, the bee species (Bombus affinis) was formally listed as endangered in March 2017. The fuzzy, striped critters have suffered an 87% decline in population since the mid-1990s due to factors such as climate change, pesticide exposure, habitat loss, population fragmentation and diseases transmitted from infected commercial domesticated honeybees.

The program will cover up to $350 of the cost for homeowners who convert their lawns. The grants may cover more in areas targeted as “high potential” to support rusty patched bees.

Lots of info here: Lawns to Legumes: Your Yard Can BEE the Change | MN Board of Water, Soil Resources

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TMW: When the Seal of the Sorcerer gives you wicked dreams.

The worst nightmare for those allergic to bee stings lol

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How in the fuck do I find out if this is the real yahweh god or the parasitic egregore?
Gah I have the creeps right now.
He has a father time kinda look, and a reptilian with green skin. Ugh

So…people are being paid to not mow their lawns. I gotta get in on that somehow.

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Tmw it’s time to get dirtyyyyyyy?
Idk.

Pimp C playing in the background…

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Tmw canned chicken is surprisingly delicious with mac and cheese snack pot. Somehow I expected that experiment to fail…:thinking: Not bad for a 2,5 € meal that stays edible for years.

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Tmw I had a dream about different pantheon coming together along with archangel and fallen ones trying to show me my true self…i think it was Norse but I’m not sure.

Also tmw my brother birthday is Monday and were celebrating it tonight…he’ll be 22…im not jealous baka

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I’m jealous, i havent had a birthday with cake for over a decade. Not to mention a sick ass squatch cake

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His nickname is sasquatch cause his hairy ass legs…and that’s a cookie cake btw

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My jealousy is immeasurable at this moment :laughing:

They got him a bucket full of liquor…among it is moonshine…after high school on my 21st i went to a wine festival my mom won tickets for that was on my bday…and last year we went to the casino buffet and ate

Here’s the bucket

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TMW you go through some of your first magickal interactions and realize what a simp you were :joy::joy::joy:

Ah cringeee :joy::joy::joy:

But wait. It gets worse :joy::joy::joy:

I’m fucking shleep bro :joy::joy::joy: