That Moment When 5: It's dead Jim

TMW you need a nap after you wake up.

[Scans for parasites, finds none, realizes just depressed]

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Use Google or take your own 5$ and get a porn site subscription all the nudity you want

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TMW
I clearly see what you are.
I won’t come back.

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Desperation is a part of the kink.

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Stole my joke, Aquas… Proud of ya

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That’s a nice spicy meme you got there… It’d be a shame if someone reposted it.

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Desperation is a part of the kink.

…because dad wasn’t there

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Abalone

The shiny, pretty, bluish mother-of-pearl inside the shells. I have some jewelry made of it.

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Unrelated TMW
TMW I just got given bag of clothed for my teen (1x item fit me :wink:) and I got brand new boots. I was thinking the othet day hoe i wished to have new boots … my size brand new w tag n box (someone bought the wrong size)
Dont know if ifs my ancestors or benefit from working with Clauneck?!



$60.- boots. For myself I usually buy the opt shop or cheapa new
:blush::blush::blush:

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Very nice! Enjoy!

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They’re sooo comfortable. Yeah thanks

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I knew you eat butt

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TMW you find out the word “nerd” is Hebrew for “lavender”… according to Wikipedia.

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So i’ve been Lavender all the time huh…

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Tmw you woke up and unload and reload dishwasher so your brother has room too dump his pot of hot water full of noodles into a strainer

I thought the same thing about myself, lol.

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What a turn off.

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TMW you go to the lawyer through stormy weather to pay him cash cause banksters f’d you over too much.
Afterwards you go to a turkish bakery and on the other side, on the wall of a barbershop called ‘Bandito’ you see a clear Apep omen…
But why is something telling me that this also can be a thread of an other sorcerer who’s up to no good towards me…:shushing_face:

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TMW you do a shadow work ritual of healing and rebirth and you end at 1:11

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My brother adds sugar to spagehtii and its weird