That moment when…you is drunk 
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TMW you read this: “Abalone will stimulate a strong body and mind, as well as protect you from the perverse attitudes, thoughts, and actions of others.” 
“STAY BACK, PERVERTS! I HAVE SEA SHELLS!” (I’m not saying it doesn’t do that, but just bringing up “perverse attitudes, thoughts, & actions of others” made me laugh.)
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I would have like @Anziel_Merkaba… when i was doing the watersharing essence in water… id share a bit with my daughter. Always though especially if in copperug it no longer taste like copper -water its thich syrupy. When i enhabce water in a glass it no linger tastes jusr like water.
Why not make one that will affect every drinker profram a control of daminic influence and sut back and watch the show @Micah
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TMW your 19 yr old lets you know shes asexual and i say well thats cool im bi.
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You’re a good mama! 
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Indeed!
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TMW your want to say unfriendly words to your trainer cause your legs are wobbled on the first set!! Ahh at least I’m done
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Lmao, I love reading online shopping stuff written by men. Someone asked how big this round necklace was on Amazon & a guy wrote, “Small, the size of a Cheerio.” 
Right to the point; love it!
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That’s how souls get snatched. 
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Lol! Learn something new everyday. Gonna carry mine around. And if it doesn’t help, you can always bash some pervert’s head in with it.
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Idk why but i wanna see josh gad performance of the book of mormon cause he makes a reference to the lion king hakana matata
TMW you at the bus stop right in front of a Christian church and you start to practice energy works.
Oh and wearing pentagram on your hat and ring.
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Tmw its rather cold outside
TMW someone asks about the succubus I captured and actually asks “What gender is it? And is it mean?”
Fucks sake… 
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Speaking of the succubus, how is that going rn?
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No problems at all and the neighbors are much happier now. They look like they are resting much better as well. The succubus is still sealed in the box and not causing any trouble. I have communicated a bit with her and she has settled down and has accepted that she will likely be set free when I find her a new home.
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Abalone ?
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