Your mom drinks out the wine bottle that had Satans essence bound to it
Thank Hell I only made that shit work for me lol
You should have let it affect anyone, just to see what happens when other people drink from it.
Tmw im a weirdo to my brother cause i made a taco burger with my buns toasted and had a dollop of sour cream
Oh damn! Good call there, Micah!
That moment when…you is drunk
TMW you read this: “Abalone will stimulate a strong body and mind, as well as protect you from the perverse attitudes, thoughts, and actions of others.” “STAY BACK, PERVERTS! I HAVE SEA SHELLS!” (I’m not saying it doesn’t do that, but just bringing up “perverse attitudes, thoughts, & actions of others” made me laugh.)
Yes I m thinking the same thing @DarkestKnight…
Edit money need $ before payday
I would have like @Aquas_Veritem… when i was doing the watersharing essence in water… id share a bit with my daughter. Always though especially if in copperug it no longer taste like copper -water its thich syrupy. When i enhabce water in a glass it no linger tastes jusr like water.
Why not make one that will affect every drinker profram a control of daminic influence and sut back and watch the show @Micah
TMW your 19 yr old lets you know shes asexual and i say well thats cool im bi.
You’re a good mama!
TMW your want to say unfriendly words to your trainer cause your legs are wobbled on the first set!! Ahh at least I’m done
Lmao, I love reading online shopping stuff written by men. Someone asked how big this round necklace was on Amazon & a guy wrote, “Small, the size of a Cheerio.” Right to the point; love it!
That’s how souls get snatched.
Lol! Learn something new everyday. Gonna carry mine around. And if it doesn’t help, you can always bash some pervert’s head in with it.
Idk why but i wanna see josh gad performance of the book of mormon cause he makes a reference to the lion king hakana matata
TMW you at the bus stop right in front of a Christian church and you start to practice energy works.
Oh and wearing pentagram on your hat and ring.
Tmw its rather cold outside