He wants to see if you (or anyone) can accurately read past lives
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Goddamn it, Micah, I knew you were gonna say that. 
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Ahhhhh! Honestly I’m still trying to figure out my own.
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Lmao
I’m just Saiyan…no wait…I’m Super Saiyan
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Thats one thing you can say at the dentist
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Hadouken?
bitch goes flying through a hole in the wall
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Get out
Thats Street Fighter
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Whats the difference between Chocolate and White Chocolate?
Punch Line
White Chocolate is richer.
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TMW your cards say “I don’t fucking know, either”
Kay then
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Ohhhohohoho, that’s bad. I feel bad I laughed.
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I hate that. My condolences.
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You don’t see 90% of white women ingesting White Chocolate when they decide to cheat on their husbands right?
Exactly
It’s chocolate chocolate…
The Original and Supreme
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Mine have been calling me an asshole for the last two weeks, or at least my past life identity.
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Yeah. Shes at My feet now shes getting old. Always follow me everywhere watches me meditate or gets in the way or hijacks my Temple room
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Nah they just can’t afford it.
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She a good cat…all cats are good cats
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Lmao
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Tmw you wonder if a demon that doesn’t snore would kindly possess your boyfriend so you could get some sleep.
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Mine are telling me past and present of the current question quite accurate but when it comes to the actual outcome they’re like “Pffff…uh…don’t know,come back again later”
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From what I can tell, mine are also giving me accurate information, but I don’t think I’ve done a past life tarot reading since I started doing them that it hasn’t been like “by the way you were also a huge asshole.”
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