what is this?
Why don’t you go watch Is This a Zombie if your into that.
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That moment when, you pull all the strings for someone, you let them know to be ready and they still drop the damb ball! 
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TMW every word that you read and hear and think turns into unrecognizable glossolalia; every syllable melts into insignificance and every word that flees your own mouth feels distorted.
I really like when this happens.
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That moment when…you have a dream where you are going around exploding heads Scanner style 
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Me as a Badass black magican:
Vibrates Satan’s name
SSSSAAAAAAAATTTTTAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!
Senses a HUGE Dragon snout approach me from behind with a Mass of Darkness and Deadly red eyes. Entity gives friendly death stare
Me:
Ummmmmmmm…
Shrinks
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I read you chanting satan similarly to “Allllvvvvviiiinnnn!!!” From Alvin and the Chipmunks. Now the image wont leave my head. I want a “Micah and the Demons” sitcom and band, maybe a cartoon. 
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That’s about the time you hear the dragon speak to you in Sam Jackson’s Voice.
Oh, I’m sorry, did I break your concentration?
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Tmw you realize how much you spent on Black Friday(and corresponding Saturday, Sunday and Monday)… Well at least I got enough knives, books, and clothes to last me for a while…
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Am i the only one that read that in a Morgan Freeman voice and while reading it again in a Gordon Ramsey voice?
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I have an idea!! 
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Aww you made a friend. 
THE turning point
I never have been humiliated like this, ever before.
~He was a few decades older than claimed.
~He used the most cheap, toxic and penetrating “parfume” to such a degree you could taste it.
~He is a chainsmoking idiot.
~He used two wifi routers (i get headaches and ear ringing from it, and my focus suffers)
~He has a dog that spread its furry everywhere.
~His dick didnt got up.
i retreated in the most polite way…but i should have killed him there.
in that filthy house, no one would have heard or missed him
~I, had to use a packed full tram, for an insultingly hight price,
~and my hear had still the stench of his aparment and precum on him,
and people noticed it.
Even after a shower, i still smell his parfume around my nails…
On my way to that under-filth’s place, i read book 7 of “rites of thirteen tongues”…Szhai Larah
yes. That is a proper place for me.
My patroness, my dear goddess, im coming to claim my place beside you.
FUCK porn -i will deinstall the webbrowers, install it anew and put in leechblock,
but set in a way so could not access the addons anymore.
FUCK weakness, FUCK despair.
FUCK the filth i live in.
FUCK the pointless sex ads.
FUCK the scum on the earth.
" im screaming, im bleeding" ~scum on the earth? Come on!
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I realize not everything wants nor needs me to find answers 
Not sure what to say to you. Be well my friend 
im too pissed to care about how people will look at me after it.
~thank you 
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TMW you should curse them
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TMW really need healing, seems it is breaking down, but I’m not going to post or ask a scan anywhere so, meh. 
Goes with the territory. I’m just about done in with the pain etc…
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That moment when life stops giving you any boner !
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TMW you might get an idea why demons don’t like to tell their names right from the start when you ask them; I feel a similar reluctance towards it everytime a customer is asking me about my name 
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