I’ll introduce her to my Bamboo…shes sick of chopsticks 
#WeGotJokes
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No, baby girl, that is the chemical name for what is commonly referred to as DNA 
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Smarty McSmart
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He could give her the big D
Diamond 
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Lolol that Enlightenment
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Yep
The hardest material known to man 
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ok I give you that one
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Naw, man…if she screams at just the right pitch she could shatter your “diamond.” 
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Science denies that
Although they can scream pretty damn loud lol
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Only if you do your job right 
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like… we turn all muslims into totally horny gay sluts?? 
~and their women and girls into lesbien…
More like a Gay Werewolf humping their leg and taking them from behind doggy style.
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Thats so mean… im not used to sugar anymore…
i cant really enjoy the sweets i bought, partially as offering… 
… i guess i have no choice, and will only smell, offer and later throw those cute, sweet little thingies away…
no… but those hairy muslims BECOME gay werewolves, that hump each other!
TMW you use your vampyric gaze to sway governmental authorities.
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little toy, little angel…dont insult my eyes by hiding your sweet bits
Not really an accomplishment sorry. Government employees aren’t picked on the basis of intellect or willpower but usually by their proclivity to screw everything up in a bureaucratic setting. 
I see manipulating people’s actions and thoughts In matter of seconds a success. Regardless of the targets intellect or willpower.
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Well I’m mostly joking at expense of the government. They do seem much easier to influence. Heh.
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