That Moment When 3

TMW
Let’s get ready to rumble

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My only excuse is that I was drunk last night.

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TMW
“I think someone have placed a break up spell on me and my bf”

Me: “Oh please…! An educated person, in 2019, and you believe in magic???”

:wine_glass:

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TMW you have to reinstall your whole computer because it sucked up a god damn virus 2 days ago and it is slow af, so you start it. The system want you to restart your PC and start the process, so you do it, and leave your room for 20 minutes.

Then you get back, and what you see: there is no reinstalled PC, everything is the same as before, BUT… your whole computer is fast as fuck again.

What happened? :fearful::computer:
Whatever it was, thank you so much. :black_heart:

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TWM you cant decide if you should do a casting and off your spouse, or take full custody of your child and make them suffer

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Belial wouldn’t let me. Lucky u.

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Its not exactly a nutritious breakfast, so he has probably a point :slight_smile:

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TMW you see a thread about how Lucifer appeared to somone with a pair of tits and it freaked them out, so you make a thread as a sort-of response to it.

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TMW is such terrible day today :cloud_with_rain: :cloud_with_snow: but you find an other interview with EA Koetting and the day just got better :grin::metal:

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It makes your ass fat. Be happy. :ok_hand:t2:

I asked Belial and Abaddon’s help to make my body more perfect. They accepted. :black_heart::kiss:

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All women are perfection, why would you need help improving a Goddess?

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I can be so much more. :heart_eyes::crown:

But thank you Dear :kiss::rose::black_heart: I got your point.

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I saw yesterday, youre fine as you are. You already glow as it is

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Tmw my boy @luxfero is BACK
WOO WOO

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Oh, yes, you saw that. :roll_eyes:

But I always say:

Satisfaction is harmful. It doesn’t encourage you to develop.

Thats it. :hugs:

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Well more power to you. Proud of you as a strong woman

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Oh no, my ass…

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@Micah TMW a female spirit try to seduce me in my dream but I turn her down and then my favorite genre music comes on…I got carried away, making moves…and I woke up with my pant wet. Damn! And she appeared, smiling…

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TMW you can hear Gods laughing with you. :rofl::black_heart::fire:
#priceless

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It is the truth, in my opinion.
Anyway, thank you for your kind words. :black_heart:

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