Dude, that was a Gremlin not a Goblin.
Now i understand it was an honest mistake anyone can make, but be careful in the future. Little motherfuckers take things like that way too personally.
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TMW you arrive (a tad grumpy, because its weekend) to work to find a letter in your mail box that says they raised your salary 200 bucks up.
Oh hey. That doesnāt cure the void in my heart BUT itās a nice start 
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That moment when, is that when what happened? What is the specifics, are not specifically listed allowing one to fill in those gaps.
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TMW your Demonic Lover after 2 years got kicked out of your bed before the good 'nite kisses by a God, and He became your āpilowā that night (or you become His chamberer). 
At least I know that He did not lied.
(ā¦still donāt know what is going on.)
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TMW Iām trying to find a good woman and Iām antisocial (but happen to be semi-decent at faking being social)
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Tmw your mother tries to hook you up with men but she knows Iām interested in women but being her Christian self doesnāt want to accept it 
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Tmw your Belial Compendium arrivesā¦ only 4 days lateā¦Progress 
Also eating homemade chicken burrito and home brewed beer, outside. Shaping up to be a decent day
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TMW you talk with someone about your long awaited deck which is lateā¦only to receive a mail the same night from the creator that says thereās still a small issue and it will take 1or 2 weeks more to ship! 
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TMW you do a quick energy healing on teen daughter and she says " i could feel that your healings getting stronger mum: and āi was awake and now im sleepyāā¦
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TMW when invocation summoning and you feel drunk
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wtf
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My only excuse is that I was drunk last night.
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TMW
āI think someone have placed a break up spell on me and my bfā
Me: āOh pleaseā¦! An educated person, in 2019, and you believe in magic???ā
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TMW you have to reinstall your whole computer because it sucked up a god damn virus 2 days ago and it is slow af, so you start it. The system want you to restart your PC and start the process, so you do it, and leave your room for 20 minutes.
Then you get back, and what you see: there is no reinstalled PC, everything is the same as before, BUTā¦ your whole computer is fast as fuck again.
What happened? 
Whatever it was, thank you so much. 
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TWM you cant decide if you should do a casting and off your spouse, or take full custody of your child and make them suffer
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Belial wouldnāt let me. Lucky u.
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Its not exactly a nutritious breakfast, so he has probably a point 
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TMW you see a thread about how Lucifer appeared to somone with a pair of tits and it freaked them out, so you make a thread as a sort-of response to it.
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TMW is such terrible day today 
but you find an other interview with EA Koetting and the day just got better 
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