A wise coworker once told me,
“You flex those ungodly muscles, goddamit; even if everyone and everything else did all the heavy lifting.”
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HA…found it!!!
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Looks to be Myrkthursablot.
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Tmw Wasteland Weekend looks damn tempting
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Tmw your contemplating working with Papa legba then find a brass key with incense laying beside it at a thrift shop.
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Hahahaha, me neither 
! I can’t even keep a cactus alive!
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Lilith smack mine one time I was in the middle of shopping at my local thrift store the lady who was working was in the back the place was completely empty.
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TMW You start practicing a brand new meditation to you, but you stressful already, when you see the candle almost got blow out three times.
Oh, please, lemme do this. :x
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Tmw a female Black Adept appears in your dream and talks to you about Baneful Magic, heals you, and you wake up totally refreshed 8 minutes before the time your alarm goes off…even tho you forgot to set the alarm
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I just told someone the story about how I looked at an orchid and its fucking head fell off at the very moment…
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TMW it is NOT reassuring when the doc starts to look up something in a jittery manner on his computer while saying “No, it’s probably nothing”
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I did it too 
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This actually sounds kinda sexy.
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And by fucked off, I meant ‘got violently I’ll and learned to be a bit less of an abusive ass’. Still had to undo it, but he got the message.
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Violence can be se…well–nevermind. How was this kid being a dick?
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Wasn’t a kid, but he was mentally abusive and controlling against someone whom I cared about. He learned respect damn quick.
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That moment when you say huh…?? 
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That moment when you put together a small Altar for your succubus, and she picks out stones that you never knew that she liked.
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TMW shopping online for gemstones but you’re not a millionaire and that’s sad because all the gems are beautiful. Oh well.
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