That moment when…you have BBQ pulled pork
Lobster bisque
TMW it’s probably time to actually work with Belial…
Tmw you put it up to your third eye and actually feel ir for a second beijg absorbed into it
That moment when…you perform the angelic Circle of Power while inebriated on cider
I plan to go to my friend’s tattoo parlor, with my brother. I’m about to get my tattoo about the sigil of Abaddon (and posibbly His Enn - He gave me permission), while my brother want to get an another Christian themed tattoo, at the same time!
What could I say? Our path is different a " bit ".
( We are the best brothers by the way. )
Tmw
Which one of you beautiful Demonic/Angelic Queens wanna switch bodies with a piece of trash I need to dispose of and have the pleasure of Possessing them and forcing them to commit suicide?
If that’s you, pm me
(This is not even close to a joke btw)
That moment when…you decide cider is very dangerous because it is soooo tasty, and you cannot stop imbibing.
TMW you are caught in the middle.
Damn, I hate this fucking bullshit.
Hm. Did you notice the white spots on his shirt, closer to his chest area, looks like 777?
TMW 666 is too mainstream
TMW you’re quietly chucking that we have a topic called “Australians” - like they’re some kind of weird supernatural being we discuss evoking, from their mythical Land Down Under.
Lol they tried
Wait, than what’s a kangaroo?