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Happens to me sometimes too @anon72564005

But still its fun to browse.

Something mysterious… Lol.
No not mysterious just different is all; well uniquely me and uniquely what a suppose few other people are.

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Tmw you are trying to do astral work but people won’t leave you alone for ten minutes.

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Also, TMW your mother tries to tell you that your sexual preferences are evil, but you are 36 and dgaf.

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Not all women are decent, wholesome mothers. Some should’ve been sterilized at birth to prevent lavishing Innocents will their vile emotional filth.

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Sorry your had to endure her BS. You do you, man.

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TMW your mother is a bitch too. @anon72564005 it must be something in the air today.
TMW you consider bane as being totally appropriate.

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TMW two giggling girls laugh at your profile from the aethers… whaaaaat… ??? :confused::unamused::roll_eyes::space_invader::robot::alien:

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Tmw you’re working out of town and the company is comping your meals
Buffalo wild wings tonight, comrades.

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:poultry_leg::poultry_leg::poultry_leg::beers: yummmmy

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And you didn’t invite me.

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In prescott valley or I would have!

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TMW:

Me: sneezes
My dad: It’s because you need to eat right and exercise more

Me: gets stabbed
My dad: It’s because you need to eat right and exercise more

Me: eats a good amount and does 100 crunches and squats
My dad later: You still need to eat right and exercise more

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He’s right, you know.

With abs of steel, that knife wouldn’t have been able to stab you :joy:

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Well, as long as she doesn’t find out about the random hookups I’ve been doing, I guess there won’t be any problems.

Time to start “going on hikes” again.

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Lol…
That’s just… Sad (and ironically funny :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:)

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That moment when you love @KingOfHearts616 new profile picture.

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That moment when…Its my 1000th post :partying_face::fireworks::boom: Pours a whiskey to celebrate…at 11am…stares at it for a while Oh well :sweat_smile:: Sips slowly

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Hell yea…! :tumbler_glass::tumbler_glass:

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You’ve got to love someone with a good taste

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