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So many haters eyeing the thread right now :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Tell them you sent out cautions to the trees for littering, or are researching a new glue injection to prevent the leaves dropping off. Stupid complaints deserve stupid responses.

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TMW E.A. talks about rising like a Phoenix an year (only 2 days of difference) after Azazel communicated the same idea in one of your “channelings”.

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That moment when you are quite glad you spent so much time on those shields and astral blade.

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Tmw you’re probably just going to destroy your roommate.

I have no room for self important, victimizing, negative, whiny, complacent bullshit.

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Sums up my view on most humans :smiley:

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That moment when…people inexplicably like you :man_shrugging:

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TMW ... babygirl feels jealous 😢
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It’s not my fault. People just seem to like me for some reason. There’s an old guy giving me a look in the corner :flushed:

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:fearful: a look? Oh no… not a look…

You should give him the evil eye :eye:

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I left all my evil eyes in my other pants. All I got on me are the good eyes at the moment.:ghost:

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You shouldnt leave home with out a few evil eyes … never know when you might need one

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Tmw
You offer a unopened beer as a offering to a Woman before fucking the Light outta her and after y’all done, you open the beer…

Guys this beer doesn’t taste like fucking beer.

It tastes like I bottled her juices up and slapped a Bud Lite label on it.

It.
Tastes.
Fucking.
Sweet.

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God the way her pussy muscles wiggled under my dick was the craziest shit I felt in a while

And she was from the UK :smiling_imp::smiling_imp::smiling_imp::smiling_imp::smiling_imp::smiling_imp::smiling_imp:

I may write a post about this shit :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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TMW you’re out of body and really fuck with physics.

Bending, morphing, twisting and turning things inside out over and over.
Literally changing basic structures to geometric paradoxical structures and you relish in the power of omnipotence :roll_eyes:.

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Cant wait until i will get out of body! I got soo many things planed.

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TMW when sign up for workshop (its a intro to magic ritual workshop) and you require to wear all black and i went on amzon and bought


I will throw away the cross but will they lough at me i wonder?

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Tmw you come onto the tmw thread and see WAY more than you wanted to X_X

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But have you tried Slaanesh yet?

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Update: someone left a rosary on the floor at work and I picked it up without burning my flesh or cursing God in a language I can’t speak. So, I’m doing good.

Proof for the skeptic.

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