The Grimoire of Bikini Bottom:
Evocation for Children
(If you Laugh, you are damned )
If you want your kids to grow and start learning magic, use cartoon characters to be evoked before introducing them to demons.
Spirit of Humor, Sacrcasm, and Childlike perception
Spirit of Stoicism, Psychic Ability, and Music
Hes a goddamn octupus. Any octupi (Cthulu for example) are known for their extreme psychic ability
Martian spirit of Martial Arts, Science, and Technology
Spirit of Plain Stupidity
God of Money, business, frugality, and cheapskatedness
Spirit of Mischeif and Evil Plans
You can Apply the same concept to Disney shows, and Dora The Explorer, Power Rangers, etc etc
This was part satire, but im dead serious on the other end.