So I was evoking an entity about 3-4 weeks ago and I was not going to share this before, but…right after the ritual I did what EA recommends.
That is, I went and made myself a sandwich and then went and brushed my teeth.
Lo and fucking behold…as I am brushing my teeth I hear a serious blast (like BOOOOOM) from the side to me.
I could feel the presence of the entity, it was fucking unmistakable…but guess what…the whole fucking toilet seat almost broke in half without me doing anything to it.
Interestingly that seat is connected to the ritual, because the person against whom I conjured the entity used to shit on that toilet for a long time.
That was awesome!
A week later and the toilet is fixed again, looks like new, the crack is still there but almost invisible. I am leaving it to remind myself of the power I have conjured up.
Fuck yea, EA KOETTING!!!
Ps: This shit is real. hahahahahahahahahahahah
Sorry if I sound a little nuts, I have made myself insane on purpose