Someone shot my cat.
Okay, yes, we have a lot of cats. But the thing our cats have over the annoying yap-yaps and other dogs that run around our cul de sac and neighborhood is our cats don’t threaten you aggressively. (I’ve been cornered, barked at, and even had to carry a gun with me just to go to the mailbox.) Our cats walk around and look at you. That’s what they do.
One of my cats is a big, big tom named Mongo. (Actually it’s Liono but he’s Mongo now because he got so big.) We just noticed he has a BB hole on the side of his face. If we can’t get the BB out he’ll die slowly.
This demands retribution.
Here’s what I want to do for him.
- I want to set a protection spirit to go with him wherever he goes.
- I wouldn’t mind seeing the perpetrator shot in the face. Eye for an Eye and all that. BUT…
- The more efficient thing would be the perpetrator to find themselves in deep doodoo for breaking animal protection laws as well as be removed from the neighborhood forever. EDIT: Of course if it’s an ignorant kid the more efficient thing is for them to be taught an everlasting lesson so they can become the adult that will stop THEIR kid from shooting an animal like that.
- If they are removed, they must be replaced with people who will not be the prejudiced, snobbish jerks we live with. They must be replaced by good people.
It’s a large request. I happen to know even larger can be fulfilled.
I wonder if folks can give me advice on who to approach for these things? I’m serious in asking. Yes, I’m already preparing to do some stuff on my own. But for this, I’d like experienced advice from folks who know more than myself.
GRRRR… shot my cat. I don’t normally whip out m’guns, but this calls for my guns.