Phallus vs dildo spell?

Hi,i got a qestion.my rigual of 7 days,say get a phallus, bug teg are so xpensive here,i buh a dildo instead,and wen i pay i found a little red phallus,so i knw magic can adapt,i try to follow the best i can.so my qesfion.phallus is 3 parts,vs dildo,a part,i gess its mot much diference,.i endended using the tiny litle red phallus,for the sex spell / ritual.but if i have dnt find the tiny.phallus,using a dildo instead will it work? Just will missing the ba,s.

Oh my gods.

So, you were supposed to buy a representation of a penis and some balls?

But instead you got a representation of a penis on its lonesome own, because that’s the main serviceable apparatus that most people who want a sex toy need, in most cases.

Okay, maybe what you need to do is find a way to make some accompanying balls, or else you may find that, the metaphorical (and indeed, incredibly humorous) lack of balls in your representation may overflow - no pun intended - into the working.

Make a couple of big hairy nadgers out of clay or whatever, and stamp them with the Tyr Rune, or whatever equals that in your own private/cultural symbol system, is my opinion. I hope you sort this out, and I for one really enjoyed your OP!! :stuck_out_tongue:

You’ve no idea just how hard am laughing … Holy shit no you didn’t LMAO

thr.izs.no.sex.in.u.r.fut.r.e red dildo is your only hope.

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Well I wasn’t expecting to see this lol.

Going by Eva’s advice about adding some balls to your work I would use either two High John roots as they already resemble balls and are known for male potency and power or you could add two large lodestones to draw the sexual energy you desire to work with, OR one of each.

To add my… something to this, i would like to mention that something that is obtainable easilly reminds me of balls: Kiwi fruits. I don’t know does anyone do anything with this information but it was just a reminder.

Now i remembered TWF’s cock shaped brick who wanted to hit Elison with it.
Best of the best.

Thanks dron, now I have a mental image of your avatar hurling a cock shaped brick into Elison’s face at a high rate of speed.

Priceless.

Pliny reported that phallic symbols were often used to ward off “the evil eye” so that’s actually perfectly legit as a magickal act.

Plus, hilarious, which is always good.

Pliny reported that phallic symbols were often used to ward off “the evil eye” so that’s actually perfectly legit as a magickal act.

Plus, hilarious, which is always good.[/quote]

Sounds like: someone is watching you with evil eye - You grab your hard cock for everyone to see - doesn’t want to watch you anymore.

TWF created the cock shaped brick,and Lady eva found it in wikipedia.you’re unbelievable guys.Both of you.

Pliny reported that phallic symbols were often used to ward off “the evil eye” so that’s actually perfectly legit as a magickal act.

Plus, hilarious, which is always good.[/quote]

Makes sense, you could put someone’s eye out with one of those things.

Never thought I’d be credited for something like that. Guess there’s another reason for dear ol’ mom to be proud.

“You know those bricks shaped like cocks? MmmHmmm that was my boy!”

[quote="-TWF-, post:8, topic:4100"]Thanks dron, now I have a mental image of your avatar hurling a cock shaped brick into Elison’s face at a high rate of speed.

Priceless.[/quote]

Whatever happened to elison? Use to be quite active on the forum

[quote=“S.V.E, post:13, topic:4100”][quote="-TWF-, post:8, topic:4100"]Thanks dron, now I have a mental image of your avatar hurling a cock shaped brick into Elison’s face at a high rate of speed.

Priceless.[/quote]

Whatever happened to elison? Use to be quite active on the forum[/quote]

He was making claims he couldn’t keep, and also tried to make money out of it.

And got really aggressive, threatening to spam the forum repeatedly with the same thread until people stopped questioning his ability, then he called in a friend who passed at first as a stranger until he revealed he was here to make Elison look good, then at least one sock-puppet account was set up with the sole purpose of spamming the forum and making all discussion be about him… it got pretty bad, and ran on over several days while the rest of the forum pretty much went dead because of it sucking all the life out of things. He was banned as a result, and not before time.

Clearly none of you get this. In order for the OP to properly do this spell, he MUST Getty the phallus from an unbaptized infant. Then soak it in the urine of a prostitute and eat it while pounding on the belly of a fat little German boy.
Jesus y’all.

I’m just glad that we are back to talking about Dildos and Elison.

^Same thing and both lack balls.

Much as I’d love to make with an appropriate lolcat right now, I think that’s what the rule about “no dead horses” means!

I can see both sides - it’d be really funny, but in no way advance serious magick! :stuck_out_tongue:

So, back ON topic folks: “penis charms” turns up a lot of results, but they all have a pair of hairy swingers underneath - so, it looks like you may need the complete set, meat and two veg, to do most magick?

I concur, while the penis is the symbol of “male fertility” or “male-ness” the testicles are where “male-ness” originates. The rune “Inguz” corresponds to the male mystery of generating sexual power and holding in back in order for the force and power to build on itself, then the force becomes all that more potent once released.

I think it is safe to say, the balls are where the magic happens. (As silly as the last sentence sounds, it was intended with all seriousness.)

A phalus with out testicles would not be able to accomplish this. But like has been pointed out all ya would have to do is make a pair of “stand in balls” and your charm should work just fine. After all spirits and those in the spirit world often communicate via symbols, I think the forces assisting you would catch your meaning.