Overly Verbose Declaration (Strictly Humor)

Normal: I am a Black Mage.

Verbose: There are many “forces” in this universe, and of these “forces”, there is a particular force that is immaterial, yet tangible.

Hereby referring to this compendium of muscle, bone, flesh, and skin as “I”, I am laying claim to the a ability to manipulate this force among others through the means of the shell of this body to cause the series of forces in this universe known collectively as “World” or “Reality” to my own ends which may or may not always be for the benefit of mankind thereby using the term “Black” to denote those nefarious means.

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Your typed words have made us expel air from our lungs while making strange noises from our throat. We found this to be a pleasant experience.

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This is poetry.

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