Nicknames given by entities

This is a thread to list the weirdest or rudest thing an entity has called you. I think this would be a fun and funny thread. (Hopefully so.) :grin:

The craziest thing I’ve been called by an entity was Mrs Bohemian, lol. (Search ‘Bohemian’ up on google and you’ll see the second definition. It matches me exactly, lol!) :laughing: