Need a teleportation

I need a one time use never going back teleporting spell or something PLEASE

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There is no such thing.

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I only need to use it one time

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I won’t say it’s impossible to teleport, but I will say that no one can teleport you. And if you tried to learn it would take a lifetime

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No one can teleport you

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I recommend a good airline ticket.

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Its possible I Just need to know how

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Yes, theoretically is possible to give you a spell that will allow you to do an incantation from your home and manifest somewhere else. However, I don’t think anybody has learned how to do that just yet… True, it is possible for somebody to teach you how to astrally travel somewhere or how to Soul travel somewhere and be present at that place, but not out to physically teleport. Sorry, that’s just the rules.

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Lol, it is hypothetically possible. But most likely only by those who have achieved physical immortality, if that’s possible, or have been practicing this stuff for a few lifetimes

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If anyone knows how to do it then they aren’t on this site, I’ve heard from a grand serpent that a few people know how, but they don’t communicate this way

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Go learn with a taoist master or equivalent for 50 years, if you happen to find a legit one and are yourself talented enough you might live long enough to be able to teleport in just few hundred years of dedicated practice

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Also, seeing as how you know that nothing is impossible, have you considered doing some fucking research? Just like every other Mundane, comes out here with their hands out screaming “help me help me!!!” and I come back and I calmly whisper “no.”.

Go pick up a book and do some research, instead of wasting our time trying to get us to fix whatever mundane problem you’ve managed to get yourself into, find a way to get yourself out.

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Try talking with that guy, maybe he’ll help.

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Thanks for all the answers but Ive seen it I know its possible all these requirements arent necessary. Unless the guy ive seen it from as actually 1000 years old

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Go ask him to teach you then

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I wouldnt be on this site if i could hes gone

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lol yeah, you are the first to comment on these noob posts. Leave it to the semi-new guys who still have the drive to put the kid down gently hahaha. Gotta remember these guys are often starting from a Hollywood pov

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Thanks for your concern you two that Im a kid looking through hollywood lens perspective but you dont have to worry

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Tequila shots teleport you all kinds of places.

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Evoi, you still haven’t mentioned the destination where you want wo go!

'common, Spirit’s are WAITING!!!

Sincerely,

¥’Berioth

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