Navy Seal Copypasta, LHP Styling

Just for fun. :frog:

This is a meme.


What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Hell, and I’ve been involved in numerous occult takedowns, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire new aeon. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the multiverse and your slime-ridden caterwailing excuse for a soul is being traced right now back to your ancestors when they first farted you out, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my biro and a bit of paper. Not only am I extensively trained in spiritual combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the GODS (Hell, and otherwise) and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the mass-observed spacetime perception, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


Maymays. :heart_eyes_cat:

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Hey now, careful with that meme. It’s an antique.

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I’ve added unnecessary and excessive amounts of emojis to poke a little more fun at it:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? :thinking::rage::triumph::angry:I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Hell, and I’ve been involved in numerous occult takedowns, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.:imp::muscle::100::100::100: I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire new aeon. You are nothing to me but just another target. :tipping_hand_woman::joy:I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. :rage::triumph:You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? :sleeping:Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the multiverse :alien::space_invader:and your slime-ridden caterwailing excuse for a soul is being traced right now back to your ancestors when they first farted you out, :relieved::alien::joy:so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. :joy_cat::relieved:You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, :imp::ok_hand::muscle::100:and that’s just with my biro and a bit of paper. Not only am I extensively trained in spiritual combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the GODS (Hell, and otherwise) :smiling_imp::relieved::nail_care:and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the mass-observed spacetime perception, you little shit. :imp::triumph:If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. :roll_eyes::unamused:But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. :smirk::rage:I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. :poop::japanese_goblin::poop:You’re fucking dead, kiddo :rage::triumph:

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I always liked this version from a 4chan thread poking fun of Temple of Maergzjirah. Seems pretty appropriate given their penchant for head-up-assitis & general douchery.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little neophyte? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Temple of Maergzjirah, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Catholic Church, and I have taken over 300 souls. I am trained in astral warfare and I’m the top sorcerer in the entire US demonic forces. You are nothing to me but just another soul. I will wipe you the fuck out with dark magic the likes of which has never been seen before on this dimension, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with disrespecting me and my order over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of cultists across the USA and your physical location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that devours the pathetic little thing you call your soul. You’re fucking damned, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can cast over seven hundred spells, and that’s without a spellbook. Not only am I extensively trained in psychic combat, but I have access to an entire arsenal of occult artifacts and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the material plane, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the ultimate price. I will shit magma all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking cursed, kiddo.

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Yeah that guy didn’t like the meme I posted about “apostates” much did he? :thinking: :rofl:

Maymay magick slays and deflates even the darkest of dark cabals, KEK watcheth over all who meme, in search of lols and with a grin on their faces. :smiling_imp:

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Someone should create a meme of Somnus Dreadwood glaring at the camera with the caption “YOU’RE FUCKING CURSED, KIDDO”. :rofl:

Hang on to your hat.

Here it comes.

Getting warmed up.

It’s coming, just you wait.

That’s all I see when I read those type of threat posts, it is entertaining though. lol I’m thinking, just fucking do it already and quit with the edgelord masturbation. Ahaha…

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Lobo, is that you? :rofl:

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See their buddies walking up

" Ah man you’re lucky my homies showed up to hold me back!"

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