Im sorry but i have some really bad news. I let my anger get out of control and I killed someone. I stabbed him 49 times with my Athame and dismembered him piece by piece. I put him in a bag and threw him into the Rio Grande.
He pissed me off and I just dont know what came over me, But i have no regrets.
The cops are here and have surrounded the house and are telling me to bring myself outside with my hands up. I materialized a fireball and threw it out the window but that seems not to be doing anything. Idk why tho. I mean, its fire.
Now they are trying to break down the door. Im trying to Soul Travel so if they take me they wont take my soul. Cause, y’know, my Soul is out my body…cause im in Soul Travel.
I love you guys.
Remember me in your hearts.
And remember that every bit of reality is all a sick joke…
Including this post
Happy Late as fuck April fools, Bitches!