My Last Day on The Forum

Hi guys,
Im sorry but i have some really bad news. I let my anger get out of control and I killed someone. I stabbed him 49 times with my Athame and dismembered him piece by piece. I put him in a bag and threw him into the Rio Grande.

He pissed me off and I just dont know what came over me, But i have no regrets.
The cops are here and have surrounded the house and are telling me to bring myself outside with my hands up. I materialized a fireball and threw it out the window but that seems not to be doing anything. Idk why tho. I mean, its fire.

Now they are trying to break down the door. Im trying to Soul Travel so if they take me they wont take my soul. Cause, y’know, my Soul is out my body…cause im in Soul Travel.

I love you guys.
Remember me in your hearts.
And remember that every bit of reality is all a sick joke…

Including this post :joy::joy::joy::laughing:

Happy Late as fuck April fools, Bitches!:metal::sunglasses:

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Your post scared me and then made me laugh so much x

Micah Rocks x

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Really Micah a day late …:joy:

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This one, didn’t work on me. Probably because I’ve grown up around murder cases and they don’t really affect me anymore.
-Raven.

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Better late then never @Eye_of_Ra :laughing:

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That’s what she said … :joy:

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The Fireball i tossed out the window
FlakyReliableAmericanavocet-mobile

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You threw my true love out the window :cry:

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Then I know what to get you when I turn 21.

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Standoff was like
vM5GmZ6

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Awww :joy::joy:

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OMG Lol I love that one!

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Craziest thing ever, DAMN I really felt bad for you like i was there watching it.

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I had to stop when you said you did it with your athame. I imagine people keep them sharp, but I was having trouble imagining have the energy to do it much less…

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And you didn’t even put a burning rag in it first. For shame.

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Didnt have time bro, they were close :joy:

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Goteem

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