If you wanna go HARDCORE… ya could always print it on nice paper and bind it! 
Thats a FUN project!!!
Here you go Ryan
The rest of the pics can be found here.
[url=http://becomealivinggod.com/forum/official-announcements/how-much-is-‘the-complete-works-of-e-a-koetting’-worth/75/]http://becomealivinggod.com/forum/official-announcements/how-much-is-‘the-complete-works-of-e-a-koetting’-worth/75/[/url]
Now go make your own!
Awesome bro, thanks TWF. Damn that’s a sexy book.
If anyone wanted to part with their extra copy of the complete works send me a Pm please
You do know there’s going to be a re-print right? 
When Was This Announced. Everyone Is Saying NO REPRINT EVER.
Here We Go Again This Debate Seems To Be Going In Circles. Ryan Where Was It Announced That There Is In Fact Going To Be A Reprint.
There have been several rumors flying around about The Complete Works being reprinted. Officially EA and Timothy have stated it will not be released again but the individual books will be released in ebook format.
The good news is of your like many here who enjoy VERY LIMITED and I mean VERY LIMITED runs of books there are several unofficial projects to release this tome in the works, such as
Aaaannndddd…
[quote=“-TWF-”]FOR THE RECORD:
The Complete Works wil be reprinted soon, it will contain a full color centerfold of Kermit the frog, several pop up pictures of Betty White, printed in brail on parchment a virgin was deflowered upon on the last day of Kwanza. Bound in the hide of a bipolar monkey who was off its meds. Hand numbered and in place of an oleum consecration an orange cheeto smear will be used since we forgot napkins.
Four new rituals included will show some of the most powerful spells for a variety of dark magic such as:
-Passing a drug test
-Cheating both a paternity test and your taxes at the same time
-Make the perfect omelet
-How to keep your white sneakers clean
AND MUCH MORE!
Order now at www.thisshitaintgonnahappen.com availability is limited[/quote]
[quote=“-TWF-, post:228, topic:1060”]There have been several rumors flying around about The Complete Works being reprinted. Officially EA and Timothy have stated it will not be released again but the individual books will be released in ebook format.
The good news is of your like many here who enjoy VERY LIMITED and I mean VERY LIMITED runs of books there are several unofficial projects to release this tome in the works, such as
Aaaannndddd…
[quote=“-TWF-”]FOR THE RECORD:
The Complete Works wil be reprinted soon, it will contain a full color centerfold of Kermit the frog, several pop up pictures of Betty White, printed in brail on parchment a virgin was deflowered upon on the last day of Kwanza. Bound in the hide of a bipolar monkey who was off its meds. Hand numbered and in place of an oleum consecration an orange cheeto smear will be used since we forgot napkins.
Four new rituals included will show some of the most powerful spells for a variety of dark magic such as:
-Passing a drug test
-Cheating both a paternity test and your taxes at the same time
-Make the perfect omelet
-How to keep your white sneakers clean
AND MUCH MORE!
Order now at www.thisshitaintgonnahappen.com availability is limited[/quote][/quote]
But what about the prints after that?! 
It’s in preproduction preprinting as we prespeak. You will be notified prematurely about when to preorder. That is all for now.
As a teaser all I can say is you’ll need a Tetanus shot to even survive beholding it!
[quote="-TWF-, post:230, topic:1060"]It’s in preproduction preprinting as we prespeak. You will be notified prematurely about when to preorder. That is all for now.
As a teaser all I can say is you’ll need a Tetanus shot to even survive beholding it![/quote]
Ah thats not that bad… thought I would need a yellow fever and typhoid shot as well… mabye a shot of Jack.
TWF - I already can make the perfect omelet. That book would be of no use.
Oh Redcircle don’t you know the entire point of owning these extremely limited edition books is not to use them but to take pride in ownership along with the admiration of the fine craftsmanship and immediately try to quadruple your profit on eBay
I probably should have thrown words like dark, evil, forbidden, forsaken, diabolical and sinister in there too, ya know just to get the kids asking their mom to use her credit card.
Oh ShiiiiiiiTTTT - TWF-!!!
I know bro, I know, I know…you gotta use 'em!!!
Now, you and I have had this conversation before about Holy Books, shit, if it;s in my budget I’ll get one for the 'ole collection…but ALWAYS have one for application.
Regarding my TCW however…uhmmmmm it resides on the LH side of my altar and I use the muth-a-fuck-a
This is Awesome News New Books Are Coming From E.A Publishing The Necromancy Book Maybe E.A Koetting Will Make A Collection Of Dark Magickal Books In A Leather Book With A Rams Skull On The Cover And When You Open The Book The Eyes Of The Ram Blink Red.This New Book About Necromancy Sounds Deranged This Is Awesome
How about we get the Rams head to have a speaker in the mouth that reads the books to us outloud, like maybe a Vincent Price voice actor? We could get our friends together sit in a dark room powered by the light of a few flickering candles and treat ourselves to black magic story time…EPIC! Just make sure to bring your own s’mores and blanket cuz I’m a greedy fucker.
hopefully everyone knows im joking I don’t realing expect blinking red eyed ram skulls.i don’t want to sound out of touch with reality.
What I said was, and I quote myself: “With seven books published, my eighth, The Book of Azazel: Grimoire of the Damned, is to be my last printed book for the foreseeable future.”
My reasoning was that “I have pushed the boundaries of what can be crammed into a printed book as far as they can go.”
Now, shortly after making that announcement, I had to clarify something, because people had taken my statement as saying that I would never touch pen to paper for the remainder of my life. So, I had to clarify that: “Unless I come across some knowledge that obliterates everything that I’ve already written about, I will not be writing any further instructional occult books for physical printing.”
Of course, I had already been well into planning BALG, and a part of this is the ebooks, which is why I had to make the clarification about “physical printing.”
Another clarification that many seemed to have missed in between the lines is that of “instructional occult books.”
And it is this clarification that I am pressed to make again at this time.
I am a writer. I was writing shorts and poetry - and winning high placements in academic competitions for my writing - when I was 9 and 10 years old.
My first attempt at a novel was at 12 years old. And then another later that year. And another shortly after.
When I was 14 I announced that I would indeed be a career author.
When I was 16 I started selling dark erotic short stories to horny Mormon girls at school who were telling their friends that my writing was better than any porn or romance trash out there. They lined up for custom stories tailored to their secret masturbatory fantasies. And they paid enough to make it worth the time and work.
I had two novel manuscripts running at that point, one was a zombie horror story… but not with mindless, decayed zombies, but the living dead housing powerful spirits who used the immortality and brutal strength of the dead bodies as weapons of absurd strength. The other was silly, a detective novel. Every writer at some points tries to write a detective novel, I think.
When I was 17 I started writing lyrics for different local bands, one of which has gotten pretty well known in the intermountain west area.
It wasn’t until I was 18 and a member of the Demonic Church of the Meridian Order that my writing skills were put into occult application, writing all of their “canon” texts and instructional manuals.
So, I’m always going to write. And a writer writes what he knows, so there will always be magick and darkness and power in my writing, because that is what I know better than any other thing.
Indeed, even now I am writing something. Not for publisher’s deadlines, not for the sake of the Great Work, and not even with a real expectation of ever releasing it.
I am back to the heart and soul of being an author - I am writing because it’s what I do. I’m writing for fun. I’m writing for the same reason that I’m breathing… I just wouldn’t be able to live without it!
Whether or not what I write will ever see the light of day, I don’t know. Whether I decide to release it under a recognizable name if I do release it at all, I don’t know. If what I’m working on is good enough when it’s finished, then I’ll cross that bridge then. If not, then it’ll go in a shoebox in my closet, and my daughter can dig it out when it’s passed to her.
Anyways, the point is that a writer will never stop writing. The distinction that I’ve tried to make - that E.A. Koetting will not be printing any further instructional works on the occult - has been lost on many, and so I wanted to take a moment to make it clear that I am indeed a writer, and as such I will always be writing something. It just won’t be the same stuff that I’ve been writing for the last 10 years. It’s something new, something untested, something that I’m writing just because that’s what I do!
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One of the things to write on and elaborate on is the astral realms from what ive read there is certain parts of the astral that can not be accessed unless initiated by high ranking occult orders and angels in the air will we ever see a phsical tome of collections from become a living god
Man, you’ve got to use periods or at least commas, brother.
I’m putting together the Mastering Soul Travel Training Course right now, and I’ll teach you how to navigate to ALL planes and states, and I’ll show you how to open ALL doors!
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