In honor of all edgelords (strickly for amusement)
To the tune of this video:
[Intro]
Mr. (insert edgelords name here), thanks for coming to your magical performance review
(No problem) So you’re in charge around of magic around here
Is that fair to say? (Absolutely, I’m the Magic boss)
Okay! So take us through a day in the life of the magic boss
Well the first thing I do is:
Talk to Beelzebub (like a boss)
Approve magic memes (like a boss)
Lead a work thread (like a boss)
Remember enns (like a boss)
Direct newbies (like a boss)
Have my own temple (like a boss)
Micromanage (like a boss)
Provoke disharmony (like a boss)
Hit on girls (like a boss)
Get rejected by Lilith (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some hexes (like a boss)
Call a hex line (like a boss)
Creep deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat an offering (like a boss)
Threaten lawsuit (like a boss)
Do evocation (like a boss)
Fifth of vodka (like a boss)
Sit on Lucifers desk (like a boss)
Buy a black mirror (like a boss)
Look at my face (like a boss)
Oh fuck man I can’t fucking do it, shit!
Pussy out (like a boss)
Puke on Andras’ desk (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)
Fly like a vampire (like a boss)
Score some bane (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
Made Azazel mad (like a boss)
Eat some chicken heads (like a boss)
Chopped their heads off (like a boss)
Offer some to Sun’Tal-Ock (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
No that’s Leviathon (like a boss)
Turn succubi into pets (like a boss)
Bomb the invocation (like a boss)
Crash into the sun (like a boss)
Now I’m dead (like a boss)
[Outro]
Uh-huh
So that’s an average day for you then? (No doubt)
You chop chicken heads off and die? (Hell yeah)
And I think at uhh one point there
You said something about meeting a giant fish (nope)
Actually I’m pretty sure you did (nah that ain’t me)
Okay, well this has been eye opening for me (I’m the boss)
Yeah no I got that, you said it about 400 times (I’m the boss)
Yeah yeah I got it! (I’m the magic boss)
No I heard you, see ya later