This is very unlady like. Oh well.
The “hoodoo” in me says to visit the person who has his ashes.
Take them with me into the bathroom. Put his ashes in the toilet.
Put my petition on a piece of toilet paper and put it in the toilet over the ashes( I might have to use only part of the ashes to prevent an overflow)…
Take a large dump on top of the petition paper and ashes.
Wipe my ass with a piece of toilet paper with his name on it.
Then flush it down into the sewer.
It will make me feel better.
And I can always use the rest of the ashes for something different.
Easy to put a bunch of ash or something in the urn. No one will notice.
I haven’t decided on anything yet. The above is definitely on the list