Just wanted to thank E.A. for posting Ipsissimus PDF online. It is a very interesting read and I am enjoying it very much.
BTW, the LDS girl offering herself to you in return for you going back to church is a great tactic. A “Happy-Clappy” Christian girl did the exact same thing to me in 1997. Although to be honest I got the raw end of the deal and never actually got to fuck her 
I think it had something to do with a chastity ring, or virgin WWJD braclet, or some shit.
always read the fine print before taking a deal, rule number 1 man!
Agreed! Especially when dealing with X-ians.
I was yound, dumb,and full of cum for a hot blond tho…I know better now. LOL