I was fed up with former classmates’ careers surpassing mine FOR A DECADE, so…
I paid a psychic redditor in South Africa $30 to do a tarot card reading. She pulled 3 aces! <-- once-in-a-lifetime auspicious
Later, I paid her $23 more to show me how to burn an anointed etched green candle in an appeal to Maat for career advancement help. (Maat is the Egyptian goddess of justice that singer Rihanna tatted below her boobs several years ago.) The next week, I was selected to interview for a big deal opportunity back in my most familiar city. All the interviews went TREMENDOUSLY well! I got the job! I start work next month!
The psychic redditor will NOT help me contact / evoke / invoke / summon / make a pact with Orobas, though. She has regretted choosing “the left hand path” in the past, and she regularly helps oppressed and possessed folks. They send glowing testimonials via WhatsApp!