Yay! I’m really relieved about this, blimey.
Oddly there’s a huge market for things like weapons that have taken a life, furniture that people have died on, certain musicians instruments from specific times that aren’t necessarily collectors items, and the like.
Yes, and I found that second-hand objects often have this mojo, actually my family had this belief certain things had significance, I won’t give specifics in case any neighbours see this but one little stone statue my mum found in a second-hand shop she was convinced had all kinds of powers and when it broke she thought it would mean bad luck, and we did have some shit happen right after.
She thought it kept bad stuff away and drew good luck.
I wonder if it’s like my personal technique of using the back of an envelope that arrived in the post for spells and stuff?
My theory is that in the laws-bound universe of clockwork order, it’s kind of “dharma” has been spent, it’s done its little job and is now freed from influence and a perfect magickal tool.
I don’t shop for magickal tools new very often, I hit the charity shops (usually have nice bric-a-brac sections with all kinds of weird things) or Ebay. They also have a wider variation of types of objects coming in, so the lines of probability are more open for a thing to be there right when I need it.
They haven’t yet discovered the true dark magic of underpants!
The Forbideen Lore Of The Haunted Undercrackers
I can see the BALG video already, spoopy chords then E.A. standing in front of a giant pair of bloomers pinned to the wall.
"I’m here today, to tell you the most powerful magick you can ever imagine resides in the layer just beneath your jeans.
No, I’m not talking about your phallus, although going back to ancient times mankind worshipped and fetishised this powerful symbol of fertility, and raw sexuality.
Nor do I mean the yoni, that ancient symbol of feminine power honoured around the world by ancient shamans and priests alike.
I refer to the garment that keeps your sacred powerhouse snug, and - if you live in a cold climate - warm against the winter breeze…"
The some stuff about magic Mormon undies, and ends with a chance to buy special magick boxers, “Each one uniquely ripped and marked from direct personal contact with Azazels thorny cock” for only $29.99.
This has to happen.
This MUST happen!