Iād like to teach if I became a demon self esteem self healing arts love mind changing or making some one do as caster pleases knowledge of wordly things reflecting reconciliation cutting sickness better yet killing sickness fire water and air minepulation/divination controlling weather speaking and controlling animals giving awesome familiars connecting those to lost loved ones financial gain and wealth love power control beauty enhancements self care teach to speak in ways that persuade and rhetoric how too basically be a boss and own your life powers and self
My offerings would be some really good or ok dedication art food like cake spaghetti chicken salad juice and only juice no prune accepted no mango unless mixed with strawberries or else nice shiny stuff jewelry is a plus but not needed musical items are a plus key board saxephone just play them no need to give them dedication love loyalty and humor if you canāt make me laugh your not funnyā¦
Respectfulness is welcome but if I donāt get it I may just almost lightning strike you just throw a few at you a few inches where you stand and also possibly plague you with extreme nightmare if that donāt work Iāll give you dreams that will drive you crazyā¦
Revenge. (You knew I was going to say that, right?)
And utterly destroying corrupt, manipulative, or evil people/institutions. Down with cults, down with most politicians, down with anyone who deliberately screws over anyone who doesnāt deserve it. (This is almost a subsection of revenge, but you can take aim at evil without it having affected you personally.)
I would probably help them with getting a fucking grip or something. Huge non-cuddle-policy, I would make peoples life a living hell if they slack or whine a lot.
Honestly not sure what else, maybe similar to Oddnan, but less living hell and more chill āhey, bro you gotta chill on being delusionalā and be like a father figure, then if one of my children needs help then Iāll judge if they are the āvictimā or the assailant and go from there.
If I was a demon, nothing. I donāt want to be one of those demons who gets shoved in to the āoh they just want to help humanity ascendā because then Iād be in my home cringing at the thought of some backwards humans thinking about me like that.