I created that stapler egregore!

It’s name is Barius the Piercing.

It is basically a stapler for sexual use. I just need you guys to charge the sigil to help it become manifest. Seriously, just dump energy into the sigil in this thread.

He should manifest as a big office stapler with a dirty mind and a love for masochists.

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Oh no lol. This is… Oh dear oh my lol

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Utterly fantastic. You guys/gals/ etc bring a smile to my face.

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I did say I would do it, I just need some help.

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Just finishing what I promised.

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@HermesHorse I blame you for this

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Your avatar makes that proclamation all the more hilarious.

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No it was that one troll …

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Eh, I see your point…

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Im amused and a little frightened by this

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Feel free to dump energy into the sigil to help make it stronger so it can actually do what it’s meant to do. Even if you aren’t going to use it.

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Sent energy to it.

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Thanks bro.

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I’ll help it later today after work

I am not a troll, I am a fine beast of a horse with a Rexel Goliath stapler and a ream of A4 paper to amuse myself with…

You do as you want, I use mine for its intended purpose.

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I may be into BDSM but not this type of M. Lol :joy:

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Sent

May I have some background on this? I’m very very curious.

Sex jokes about staplers were made on a now closed thread

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Ah. Ok. That makes sense now.

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