For a while I was asking God to do “some freaky Old Testament shit” to scare my mom, and I would usually get that rumbling sound that sounds like an earthquake. Really it was just good timing because I hear that sound usually at least once a week anyway. I have no idea what it really is.
I don’t know if she heard it
(He’s mad that I tried to downplay it so I’m editing this to say forget that part)
I called him to ask him if the Bible was part of the truth of the world. And he became very snobby and questioned my intellect, and at that time I became very pissed and didn’t want him around anymore, so instead of asking him to leave, I summoned one of Heckate’s hellhounds and he immediately left out of fear.