Ever felt that the replies or help from members of this forum is like messages from ascended Masters?
Well yes. That’s because I’m a Descended Master. I should charge a pretty penny for the straightforward, inexpensive, tried, tested and true stuff I post. I’m the real fucking deal, but I suffer both the curse of my grade and my own inabilities and quite frankly neither are any of your business.
Anyway, I accept money donations. I’ll accept cigars of all types, especially boxes of Partagas Serie D (No.4 preferred, but No.5 will do); nasal snuff, especially the dry as dust, blow your head clean off American snuffs; quality Brandy, Cognac, Bourbon and Gin are also acceptable. I’m prepared to take as much as you give. That’s just who I really am.
Alternatively, I’m so full of it, it’s running out from the bottom of my long pants. I’m another sad case, self-deluded freak with nothing better to do than post self-aggrandising rubbish on-line. Matter for you.