"God" not a fan

Follow me through on this one - there are millions and millions of people around this world all praying to and giving offerings to “god”. So of course he or she has a big head and thinks they can do whatever they want. Like a rock star.
The entities we are evoking or invoking and asking things of are like the guys who play at a local bar, just as skilled, they just don’t have as many people wanting something or even acknowledging them. So of course they are more willing to “sign an autograph” and have a chat with those who do acknowledge them.
Sound fair?


Fair enough. :+1:


Love it. :sunglasses:


I totally agree with you I used to believe in GOD well still do but I don’t pray to him anymore I was having a bad time with my girlfriend she had broken up with me and swore never to see me again so I would pray to God and nothing they say everything happens for a reason I could not see what that reason was for me to suffer so I said no more I started praying to Lucifer and he just blew my mind he (Lucifer) did more for me in 2 days than GOD did for me in my entire life I’m back with my girlfriend and things are looking real good for us


That makes sense and I’ve pondered the same idea. Also, capital ‘G’ God denotes an omni entity, one who is all energies and concepts at the same time. Evocation tends to suggest specialised entities that focus on certain concepts or energies.

The highest ranked entities favored by black magicians seem to be teachers like Lucifer and Azazel. These entities are very powerful and wise, but still focus on the growth of individual sorcerers.

There’s something to the concept of “demonized” gods. They would be like a band who used to be huge, got rejected by the mainstream, but still rock out for a way smaller group of diehard fans.

“Old gods used to actually show up and make shit happen. These new gods just teach people to feel good about having crappy lives. Total posers man, so lame.”


Love the way you put it


I love that! :+1:


Me too.


Fuck yeah BRAH


Spot on!!!:clap:


Daily Bible Reading

“Man shall not live by bread alone…”

“And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight. And the Lord said, “Even thus shall the children of Israel eat their defiled bread among the Gentiles, whither I will drive them” from the Book of Ezekiel, chapter four verses twelve to thirteen together with this little gem from Second Kings, chapter eighteen verse twenty-seven “But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? Hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?”

These often overlooked verses display the love of God, particularly for details, like “with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight”. Notice how our heavenly father specifies in unmistakable terms that the human dung used for baking in barley cakes must be fresh. The only dung to be used must have been sighted being excreted! Notice also the freshness implied in Second Kings where the men sitting (or should that be shitting?) on the wall eat their own excrement and quench their thirst with what can only be fresh piss?

Our god is the god of all things and here shows himself as toilet deity of human dung and piss. Whenever I have to answer a call of nature I take spiritual and moral comfort in knowing that my god and his son are there with me, right there in the cubicle.

“Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it." So it is recorded in Malachi chapter two verse three. These three verses show that our scatological god just can’t get enough shit. Do you dedicate to god the passing of your dung?



Well done that was very funny.:joy:

Today’s reading is from the Book of Deuteronomy, chapter twenty three verses thirteen to fourteen:

And thou shalt have a paddle upon thy weapon; and it shall be, when thou wilt ease thyself abroad, thou shalt dig therewith, and shalt turn back and cover that which cometh from thee: For the Lord thy God walketh in the midst of thy camp, to deliver thee, and to give up thine enemies before thee; therefore shall they camp be holy: that he see no unclean thing in thee, and turn away from thee.”

Here god shows himself concerned that when he walks throw a military camp he may bedaub his feet on human dung. Indeed, shit seems to preoccupy god, like it’s always on his mind and as a follower I can attest that shit is always on my mind.

However as the First Book of Kings, chapter fourteen, verse ten states, “…therefore, behold, I will bring evil upon the house of Jerobo’am, and will cut off from Jerobo’am him that pisseth against the wall…" Similarly in chapter sixteen, verse eleven, "And it came to pass, when he began to reign, as soon as he sat on his throne, that he slew all the house of Baasha: he left him not one that pisseth against a wall, neither of his kinsfolks, nor of his friends.” These directives give powerful warnings as to the wrath of god for piss crimes. So make damn sure that god can’t inadvertently step in your excrement and be sure you don’t commit piss crimes!

In fact, for a tax deductible donation of $500.00 or more the Seven-Day Repressionist Church of Jesus (Get Fucked) is offering a practical, hands-on workshop with some of the world’s very best piss and shit theologians. There’ll also be two informal talks on Martin Luther’s chronic constipation while he though up protestantism on the job as well as the very latest developments in caviar and champagne pornography, with special reference to some former Soviet bloc countries and the burgeoning Asian market in extreme degradation.

Send your prayers down the toilet.


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