Giving Remote orgasms again ❤️(18+ thread)

No not at all :grin: you just never know how you sound to the other person when communicating through text. :santa:

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I’m glad I’m not the only one that can derail a thread to hell and back :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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:rofl:

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Moved to the lounge until tomorrow

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I’d leave it here until it falls off the first page or two when your scrolling most recent threads, if you don’t want to be spammed with peeps requests.

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Good thing I’m a regular, I can cum in the longue or in public…what a super power

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:rofl: truth.

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Awesome, just remember to drink the “I am special” kool aid handed out to only the new regulars, so they can think they’re different.

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I know where Eva stashes the grape… :eyes:

But I’m not telling!!

Let them think the only flavor is green apppleeeeee.

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I KNEW I wasn’t part of the cool kids club!!! Rejected again…

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I’ve been a regular for awhile, I regularly steal the kool aid tho.

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Ah, I thought that was a well hidden secret… Oh well, we old farts are behind the times when we stop to smell the Geritol…

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Wait… you guys are getting fed?

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Steaks and bake potatoes on Fridays- With butter and sour cream. You’re not getting your share?

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Of course! Stand in that line over there until your magic number is called. Just be patient.

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I’ve been 30 pounds underweight for the last four years! I’m gonna sue * throws tantrum*

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So you’re missing Taco Tuesdays then too, I take it…

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dies of starvation

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Oof.

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