Getting my mojo back

Hey BALG,

I had the opportunity to get a Mojo Hand from The Wandering Fool. I am in the early stages if working with and I want to detail my ongoing adventures with it here.

What is a Mojo Hand you ask? Well TWF literally sent me a hand in the mail…

A Mojo Hand is a personal servitor often created in Hoodoo. Each one is created for a specific purpose for a specific person. As such this sevitor was designed for a specific purpose and attuned to me.

I wish I could upload a picture of it as it is beautiful, but the Mojo Hand must never be looked upon by another person. So I am keeping its looks a secret.

I will be updating this as I move along with my Mojo.

Stay frosty,
Orismen

You realise that’s just his way of disposing of the bodies?

:o)

Seriously, always good to hear reviews.

:open_mouth:

Then who was phone?

Seriously though, I am stoked.

A Mojo from TWF, a signed and talisman-ized copy of “Hands on Chaos Magic” by Andrieh, and oils from Lucky Mojo. This has been a very fun week :slight_smile:

I just dont want to know where that hand has been

Thanks for the review Orismen, I’m eager to hear how if works for you.

I’ll try to get some pictures of some mojo bags up in a day or two.

As promised, pictures of my mojo bags. I have 3 types at the moment.

Mastery/Domination
-Master yourself
-Compel and Command
-Influence
-Strength
-Break Obstacles

Money/Success
-Draw Money
-Keep Money
-Steady Work
-Influence in Sales
-Luck

Love/Lust
-Attract Love
-Sexual Desire
-Compel Love
-Sexual Potency

Each mojo is made to order and takes a week to have ready for the client. I include a name paper for the client and will add different seals such as Solomonic Pentacles or spirit seals at the request of the client. Each mojo hand comes with instructions and a dram bottle of oil containing herbs and curios specific to the hand, this bottle can be topped off periodically with additional oil. Price is $30 each. If these sell well I’ll make some more varied types such as protection and psychic vision.



I love mojo hands. I make em for customers at the botanica.
Can’t wait to hear of your results!

Do you have to do any particular hoodoo work for these to be effective? I’ve always thought this type of magick was a lot of fun to use, but never seems to get me the results I want. My interest is piqued for sure.

In hoodoo, mojo hands contain spirit. If you aren’t strong enough, you can’t get a spirit. That could be a problem. Or maybe you’re not correctly the job of the hand so the spirit gets confused.

Hmmm, I don’t know Euoi, the only spirits I’ve worked with in that tradition have been Saints, and from the little experience I’ve had with it, they seem to be like Angels: if they agree with you, they’ll move mountains, but sucks to your assmar if they don’t feel like helping you. It was disappointing, I really took a liking to Saint Martha the Dominator, doesn’t seem like she returned the attraction.

Anyway, didn’t mean to derail the thread Orismen, I wasn’t aware servitors were a thing in Hoodoo until I read this thread. Next paycheck I’m definitely going to be checking these out xD

TWF, I see your store only has money mojo bags atm. Are you out of supplies for the others, or can you still make them?

Saints aren’t hoodoo. That’s a Catholic infusion, but not traditional.
They are spirits of the dead who were good Christians while alive. They are believed to reside in heaven.

Feed them and work with them. Handle them, talk to them, treat it like a real spirit, because it is. It’s the combination of all the items in the hand along with your own personal concerns and energy to create a uniques spirit. In essence its a servitor, dedicated to the goal the mojo was created for. They get stronger the more and longer they are worked. When one is made for you it should have some energy already imbued in it by the maker, it will not get to its full strength until you have bonded with it and made it yours.

Strangely, I felt reminded of South East Asia’s dead baby fetus servitors.

Jesus…that’s nearly as creepy as your avatar.

how do you fit 3 dead baby servitors into a mojo hand?

You get a bigger bag.

Nice looking mojo bags TWF!

[quote=“Icarus, post:15, topic:2900”]how do you fit 3 dead baby servitors into a mojo hand?

You get a bigger bag.[/quote]

Or a better blender.

Jesus...that's nearly as creepy as your avatar.

Seriously speaking? There’s a fair demand for those in places like Thailand and Malaysia. “Legitimately” done, its a form of necromancy using aborted fetuses. Especially from the Indo-china region in general, though mostly still Thailand.

You can buy them online if you wanted!

[quote=“Kokuto, post:18, topic:2900”]

esus…that’s nearly as creepy as your avatar.

Seriously speaking? There’s a fair demand for those in places like Thailand and Malaysia. “Legitimately” done, its a form of necromancy using aborted fetuses. Especially from the Indo-china region in general, though mostly still Thailand.

You can buy them online if you wanted![/quote]

Ooh!

I was just kidding Kokuto but that is interesting.

[quote=“Claidheam, post:17, topic:2900”][quote=“Icarus, post:15, topic:2900”]how do you fit 3 dead baby servitors into a mojo hand?

You get a bigger bag.[/quote]

Or a better blender.[/quote]

You guys are a bunch of noobs, you dry it out and powder it with a mortar and pestle with a blend of 11 herbs and spices.