Since I am someone who besides practicing likes to laugh I wanted to start a topic about funny things happening during rituals summoning or whatever the case may be:) let’s share the humor in our situations shall we?
Once I tried to evoke Clauneck for a dog rescue shelter in need of money. And I was in my temple doing evocation. Every time I started to get in to a trance my dogs ( a Labrador and a Pug) stared licking and sniffing heir private parts very loudly outside my Temple . I could not get in the right mindset. Eventhough i manager the connection and was guided to give my already set out banana Bread as a thank you to the dogs. Clauneck had a laugh at my frustration and the shelter got a big anonymous donation the next day.
I usually do my work in black clothes but one laundry day I needed to do an emergency evocation and stood in my temple in my yoga pants and a shirt that said “ if I throw a stick will you go away? The spirit said is that your question? Do you throw sticks at us if we don’t do as you please? I guess being respectful also goes in your wardrobe oops. I tried to explain while laughing so hard at my mistake but the spirit refused to help.
My Labrador drank the scotch I left for Gratitude and I woke up in the middle of the night by a spirit who was concerned , not because my dog drank her offering but because the dog was eating my rug. He’s still alive don’t worry he just slept the entire day.
In another situation I wanted to leave my temple after doing work and I tripped and went facedown on the floor. I heard a voice saying are you okay? Followed by a bouldering deep laugh. Still don’t know who it was but it was infectious:)
Last one: a couple of years ago I had a date that was absolutely awful. Just a terrible guy with an ego bigger than a house. Saying things like, you are very pretty and I would like to go home with you and have fun, but I don’t think you will fit in my circle. So I told him I have a circle you better stay out. And I could hear my patron saying. Don’t worry I got this. The guy bit his own cheek and needed stitches obviously I did not hold his hand through those. My patron does not appreciate someone disrespecting me.
All right go share your funny’s